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03-23-2007, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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"Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine..."
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03-23-2007, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Martensdale, Iowa
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Credits: 585,101 | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
rofl...this is the #1 draft choice they have listed... JaMarcus Russell and this is the little ditty they have about him...hilarious!
"If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and $hits Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment."
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You can't polish a turd.
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03-23-2007, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grimes, IA
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Credits: 1,736,356 NFL: Cowboys | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
Oh...see...now that's some good humor!  |
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03-23-2007, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ames
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Credits: 254,048 | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
"Last year in the first round, the Vikings selected Busty McBustington, Chad Greenway. This year expect them to be more cautious and pick up a safety, because only a retard could f--- up the safety position"
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03-23-2007, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grimes, IA
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Credits: 1,736,356 NFL: Cowboys | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
Tom Brady is in some hot water having knocked up what’s-her-face. What was he thinking? He should have known that sperm can sometimes create babies. Then again, she should have told him, so there’s plenty of blame to go around. Love it!
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03-23-2007, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grimes, IA
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Credits: 1,736,356 NFL: Cowboys | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
Ahhh, they get better.... This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place? |
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03-23-2007, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Credits: 73,442 NFL: 49ers MLB: Cubs | Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft
The Bills desperatly need a running back but there are no good ones available. I suggest they trade down a spot and see if there are any there. They are all good, so its hard to choose. |
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03-23-2007, 10:03 AM
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he has a link to his mock draft from last year as well. It's all pretty funny
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03-23-2007, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grimes, IA
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I saw that and skimmed through some of those. Good material. :)
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