Skeletor battle of the wits

**Wesley** · 03-30-2007, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by ISUKyro

Ok, I may just be behind the times on this one, but how in the name of Zeus's B$#-Hole did Chuck Norris get so popular on every single online forum??

(sorry to get off topic in an off topic thread but this one has been driving me nut for over a year now)

He just happens to be a grizzled 5-5 stud.

**He-Man** · 03-31-2007, 01:13 AM

Skeletor! How did you escape!?!?

If my Pile of Bricks is turned to dust in this epic battle, why has it won?

Sy-Klone promised me that you were sealed for all of eternity!

**Cyclonepride** · 03-31-2007, 11:11 AM

Uhhhhhhh, this one is easy. Look into the dude's eyes. What do you see? The backside of his skull.

**CTAClone** · 03-31-2007, 01:21 PM

This thread makes me speechless....utterly speechless.

Why can't it be a more serious question like, who would win in a fight, the Thundercats or He-Man. Or Optimus Prime vs. The Smurfs. Or Cobra Commander vs. Skeletor. Come on guys, pile of bricks, that's pretty freakin weak.

**Cyclone62** · 03-31-2007, 01:44 PM

Those questions are all common knowledge.... C'mon, the answers are obviously He-Man, Optimus Prime, Skeletor.

With a pile of bricks, they are on the same level as Skeletor.

**Wesley** · 04-01-2007, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by CTAClone

This thread makes me speechless....utterly speechless.

Why can't it be a more serious question like, who would win in a fight, the Thundercats or He-Man. Or Optimus Prime vs. The Smurfs. Or Cobra Commander vs. Skeletor. Come on guys, pile of bricks, that's pretty freakin weak.

I thought the same, but I voted on the poll anyway. I am pole driven.

**skelly** · 04-01-2007, 04:15 PM

From Skelly's mailbag: "you are a freak, get lost. Damn, you are just a like a 7 year ol [sic]. What a turd."

Dear anonymous fan,

Mwhahahaha! He-Man couldn't vanquish me with the Power of Greyskull, so what makes you think name calling will hurt the mighty Skeletor? You have ZERO chance of running me out of CycloneFanatic with name calling. The words just bounce off my bulging blue abs.

Also, Whiplash has installed WiFi for all of the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia. You'll never stop me. NEVER! Mwhahahahaha!

Sincerely,
Skeletor, Ruler of the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia

P.S. Your autographed 8x10 photo of Skeletor is in the mail.

If you would like to write to Skeletor, send your questions and comments to Skeletor at 17498 Snake Mountain Way, Dark Hemisphere of Eternia, 90173.

**He-Man** · 04-01-2007, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by skelly

If you would like to write to Skeletor, send your questions and comments to Skeletor at 17498 Snake Mountain Way, Dark Hemisphere of Eternia, 90173.

Just a heads-up, me and Battle-Cat sent you a "present." It's the same "present" that cats always leave in your shoe and/or in the litter box. I hope you enjoy!

P.S. When you left me "negative rep" Evil-la, you forgot your panties in my car. They're in Skelly's heartfelt present from Battle-Cat and myself.

P.P.S. Don't call me again Evil-la; your evil stench has befowled my car. I don't appreciate it.