How bad was Barney Cotton

[cycloneworld]

You trying to bolly me.

Now you are just butchering my words...it's time to put this discussion to pasture.

[ISUFan22]

It's getting so deep in here, I'm going to need to get my knee-high boots.

In unrelated news, Hobby Lobby is running a great sale on velcro.

[cyclonenum1]

One question...who was the "genius" that hired him in the first place??

[Cyclonesrule91]

Sick man, are those the Husker farmer's version of a blow up doll or what?

The husker version comes with actual wool glued onto the doll to make it appear more authentic. Then they throw in velcroe gloves for better gripping ability....EIU is jealous of these versions

[chadm]

Now you are just butchering my words...it's time to put this discussion to pasture.

Now you made me think of the gyro stand on Welch. It is time for lunch.

[clones_jer]

Now you made me think of the gyro stand on Welch. It is time for lunch.

ummm ... you don't need to bold "gyro" in a normal sentance, that's just like "placing" quotations for no reason

and I know you're reading this message thinking "whatever, thanks for mutton"

[ISUFan22]

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

[mj4cy]

I don't care how bad we WERE, I just want to be good next year

[Knownothing]

Speaking of the old coaching staff Jason Berryman just got arrested for helping a sheep over a fence. It's a shame it was his 4th second chance.

[clones_jer]

Speaking of the old coaching staff Jason Berryman just got arrested for helping a sheep over a fence. It's a shame it was his 4th second chance.

If I hear one more boPEEP about Berryman I'll go mad!!!!

[ISUFan22]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[clones_jer]

... a shorn scrotum...

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

And may I say just say "ovine"

[wartknight]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Its been a while. I'm going to need to bust out some Austin Powervich tonight. (Maybe after The Office)

[CloneBack]

travman = 'undercover' hawk fan

[Whitey]

Cotton was Bob Saggat in anything BAD.

Clearly you haven't seen Bob in 'Half Baked'.