Hawkeye Vodka

**joepublic** · 05-23-2007, 11:19 AM

As of April 2007, 20,000 cases sold in Iowa. And it's not even football season. Hawk fans really are trailer park residents.

**jdoggivjc** · 05-23-2007, 11:30 AM

sorry, I try to refrain from drinking hawk p***...

**EggMcClone** · 05-23-2007, 11:34 AM

Wow, I haven't had that stuff since my brokest days at ISU. We used to buy it and then write "**** the" above the Hawkeye. It really is some brutal stuff though.

**garn91** · 05-23-2007, 11:38 AM

I buy it because it's cheap. Hell i'd buy it if was Cylcone instead of Hawkeye and it was cheap

**wonkadog** · 05-23-2007, 11:48 AM

I always go with Five O' Clock instead...same crappy vodka, same great price, no crappy name!

**SlyCy** · 05-23-2007, 12:14 PM

Is this in addition to the Hawkeye kool-aid that sells so well?

**The_Architect** · 05-23-2007, 12:16 PM

Hated Hawkeye in highschoo, always drank the Barton instead!

**brianhos** · 05-23-2007, 12:16 PM

That stuff is nasty, might as well drink rubbing alcohol.

**HILLCYD** · 05-23-2007, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by SlyCy

Is this in addition to the Hawkeye kool-aid that sells so well?

It is the prime ingredient in Hawkeye Kool-Aid.

**Erik4Cy** · 05-23-2007, 12:29 PM

Sorry that stuff is straight crap, I refuse to drink that vodka...I don't care if they named it Cyclone Vodka either...but ya know what? That wouldn't be a bad idea making a Cyclone Vodka - as long as we made it better quality than the hawkeye counterpart (which would NOT be hard at all.)

**Knownothing** · 05-23-2007, 12:33 PM

That stuff is nasty, might as well drink rubbing alcohol

Will it get me drunk?

Anyway I used to drink crap like that. No I have a good job. ONly go out about 1 time a month and can afford to drink Stoli's, Grey Goose, and sometimes if I have to I will drink Absolute Manderin if they don't have the two above mentioned Vodka's.

**wonkadog** · 05-23-2007, 12:48 PM

I know it tastes pretty bad if you don't dilute it down with a mixer but I don't see the value in paying 5 or 6 times as much for a more sophisticated brand.

5 o'clock + generic cranberry juice = drink of kings

**mike4cy** · 05-23-2007, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Knownothing

Will it get me drunk?

Anyway I used to drink crap like that. No I have a good job. ONly go out about 1 time a month and can afford to drink Stoli's, Grey Goose, and sometimes if I have to I will drink Absolute Manderin if they don't have the two above mentioned Vodka's.

It will, but it might kill you soon afterwards.

**jparker22** · 05-23-2007, 01:08 PM

It turns your insides black and you pee yellow.

**ornryactor** · 05-23-2007, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by jparker22

It turns your insides black and you pee yellow.

I hesitate to even ask this, but... your pee isn't yellow? Unless it's practically clear (that's how you know when your body is properly hydrated, in case you're interested), I'd suggest going to a doctor. And hey- there's nothign wrong with a good "golden" stream, right? There's a good reason human beings' insides are red!