KSU vs. ISU Joke Thread

[cd33]

Some bros and I over at goemaw.com are just rolling reading some of the jokes we have made up about the game. I'll share a couple here and then you guys can post some jokes too.

So, an ISU fan walks into a bar with another fan and a couple more other ones. Of all those fans the bartender singles out the ISU fan and says, "Hey, smellbag, I hate you." then everyone laughs and someone punches the ISU fan in the balls.


So, an iowa state fan showed up at a bbq and asked if they had any heinz57 sauce for his steak! he said "make mine medium well and do you have any heinz57 for my steak".


Knock Knock
Who's there?
An ISU fan
An ISU fan who?
Hey, how did you know my last name?!

[sdillon500]

I feel like I was just asked by an African prince for my social security number & bank account numbers.

Nice work with the smilies, though.

[drmwevr08]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because KState is a big crap hole dung heap whose footbally team blows...

Thank you, try the veal.

[Cy's Taxi]

Yeah... neither of those make sense, and they're not funny. I'd say good try, but it really wasn't...

[sdillon500]

Here, let me break down the formula for you:

(Set up to an old joke)

A priest, a rabbi, and a KSU fan walk into a bar

(Introduction of random vulgarity)

The bartender says, "Hey ****head, you can't drink in here!"

(possible introduction of humor)

The three patrons look at each other, confused about who the bartender is talking to.

(confusing punchline)

Then an ISU fan burns the bar down.

SUCCESS!

[Erik4Cy]

It's amazing how geographically close the states Iowa and Kansas are, but wow, the difference in education is astounding. Try reading a class textbook sometime cd33, if you have any. Note to education majors in the state of Iowa: don't get lured into teaching jobs in Kansas, you'll regret it big time.

[JY07]

roger! looks like you figured out how to use your simples

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...lcome-isu.html (I"m welcome to ISU)

[sdillon500]

roger! looks like you figured out how to use your simples

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...lcome-isu.html (I"m welcome to ISU)

Could this be Roger Sprague's non-union, Kansas State equivalent? Roger Spraguerro?

[edr247]

Err....were those supposed to be jokes in the OP?

[Tre4ISU]

I knew this was stupid when he started with " some bros." No one uses "bros" even jokingly unless they are a complete ******.

[cd33]

It's amazing how geographically close the states Iowa and Kansas are, but wow, the difference in education is astounding. Try reading a class textbook sometime cd33, if you have any. Note to education majors in the state of Iowa: don't get lured into teaching jobs in Kansas, you'll regret it big time.

I like the punch line in this one but the delivery is a little off. What if it took place in a bar? Just a suggesto.

[Clones21]

Heres a joke: KSU sucks ***.

[CyCrazy]

I like the punch line in this one but the delivery is a little off. What if it took place in a bar? Just a suggesto.

Your jokes sucked move along......

[sdillon500]

Here's one for people who have seen "The Aristocrats" (or know the joke).

A family and their dog walk into a talent agent's office. The father says, "Sir, my family and I have come up with the greatest act in American history. Allow us to present it for you."

The talent agent, always on the lookout for new performers, asks them to show them what they have to offer.

Immediately, the family begins the lewdest, most disgusting acts known to man. Just a non-stop orgy of the most depraved things the talent agent has ever seen. Even the dog is in on the action.

After an hour or so, the father gets up, covered in baby oil, feces and pudding. The talent agent yells, "That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! What do you call this act?"

The father answers, "The Kansas State Family Weekend!"

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

[cyrocksmypants]

What's the difference between a KSU student and a White Castle onion ring? Nine!

What do Bill Snyder and Danny Bonaduce have in common? Neither, George Washington was the FIRST president!

Two KSU players walk into a bar. One says "What's good to drink around here?" The bartender says "Schoolbus!"