Tron and I once went horseback riding in Colorado. But when we got to the ranch there were no horses, so Tron rode me for 3 weeks. I developed tremendous leg muscles. When we got back, Tron entered me into the Kentucky derby. So, I'm running, and running, and rounding turn 3, I break my ankle.
Just as the track vet is about to shoot me, Tron yells out "Don't shoot him, he's a human."
Did I ever tell you about the time Tron forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tron tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
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