I know he's gone and this is a football thread, but I have to throw the Curtis Kelly Crybaby out there...
I really like the "Venice of the Midwest" line though. I would buy that if it was on a t-shirt.
Have you guys heard the one about Bill Snyder and Jesus? Well turns out they were neighbors because Snyder is so old.
-Bill Snyder who?
You know, the super old guy who wears depends and is old
-Oh yeah, are you looking for the nursing home?
-It's down the block
What do Bill Snyder and a really old tree have in common?
They are both so old.
JoePa thinks Bill Snyder is too old to be coaching football.
I've just encountered a handful of the worst jokes I've ever seen in my life.
I've known 3 K-staters in my life. The first was a complete dirtbag musician (actually his parents went there, he's just a fan...), and just as exuberantly stupid as the OP. The second was a girl a friend of mine dated while in college who was the freakiest chick I've ever heard about (nothing wrong with that I guess...) And the third was a strange no-talent wannabe (but at least she was nice). Stereotypes exist for a reason...
yes people losing their homes and dying is funny.. im going to start making fun of tornado victoms next... your awesome.
Cyclone wins in series 49
ill bet you cant find one team in the big 12 that your team has a winning record against.
we dont need to go into any other sport as you already know you dont have any...