Perfect Coach

[MLawrence]

Kind of a cool article on ESPN about the traits that make up the perfect coach in college football, and even mentions Rhoads. Although, I thought CPR could have been fit in some other traits that were mentioned.

[BBHMagic]

According to that guy, CPR is the perfect coach because he fit practically all those.

[Mr Janny]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

[BBHMagic]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

- The perfect coach understands that football never changes, and that what worked 10 years ago, works and will continue to work until the end of time.

[Clonefan32]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

"Has the ability to suck all fun and passion out of a game predicated on, well, fun and passion."

[Cyballz]

the perfect coach today is an unemployed coach tomorrow after a 7 loss season (or in some cases a 3 loss season)

[VTXCyRyD]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

made me laugh!

[Ficklone02]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

For a moment there I thought you had exceeded your annual allotment of Hawkeye defense posts.

[burn587]

Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

Maybe we should add an entry for him.

- The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

- The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

- The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.

That one reminds me of Danny Mac more than Ferentz. More often that not it seemed like we ended the first half with all 3 timeouts. It was like he had a clause in his contract that if he had enough timeouts saved up over the year he got a bonus.