Let's just burn a couch that's IN a dumpster. Bam, trophy problem solved.
You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.
The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.
Ha. I kinda like the "Riot Bowl." Wern't the last two legit riots in Ames in '04 and in 2000 when ISU destroyed UCLA to go to the Elite 8? Man, that 2000 one was awesome!!! (I remember Couches being burned in front of Pi Beta Phi and the old Delta Sig house that night. - WVU would have been proud.)
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