You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.
The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.
Not surprising. Even on TV you can tell all sorts of uncomfortable happens in that situation.
Well yeah, obviously. It happened to me a couple times in high school at the bottom of a pile just playing offensive line. I just had never heard a coach say "close our eyes, close your mouth and squeeze your butt cheeks."
On a somewhat related topic, I can't believe the number of people who apparently play football without a cup. I think I was about the only guy on my high school team who did and it saved me a few times (thanks again to Ankeny and Urbandale).
You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.
The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.
All sorts of unthinkables happen at the bottom of the pile since its not who actually recovers the fumble, its who has it once the refs peel the others off
Well yeah, obviously. It happened to me a couple times in high school at the bottom of a pile just playing offensive line. I just had never heard a coach say "close our eyes, close your mouth and squeeze your butt cheeks."
On a somewhat related topic, I can't believe the number of people who apparently play football without a cup. I think I was about the only guy on my high school team who did and it saved me a few times (thanks again to Ankeny and Urbandale).
Originally Posted by BuffettClone
All sorts of unthinkables happen at the bottom of the pile since its not who actually recovers the fumble, its who has it once the refs peel the others off
Those guys obviously learned how to recover fumbles under Jerry Sandusky.
Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
There is a solution, especially in today's hyper-sensitivity toward this sort of thing in light of the Sandusky scandals: get it on video, and press sexual assault charges. Make the opposing player register as a sex offender for the next 10 years, and get kicked off the team. You'd see this sort of thing cleaned up in a really big hurry.
Yep, not one person on my high school team wore one that I can remember, played at A-P, so wasn't like we were a dinky program. I really don't remember it being much of an issue, wasn't really "in the trenches" though.
Living in Illinois, finally back in the Midwest, Heart still in Ames.
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