It would sure help the Cyclones cause if the Jayhawks could mount a serious challenge in Saturday's visit to Manhattan. Given its a new regime at KU, though, it will probably be little more than a scrimage for the Purple Kitties. But , partly to liven up the Kitty-Hawk series, and partly as an act of sheer desperation, maybe the Rock Chaulkers should resort to a little Friday night prankstership. So what to do? ... Kidnap the mascot? ... been done ... Here's a good one: Round up all the hot sauce in Manhattan. Why would that work? Here's the scoop:
That's right, without his nightly fix, the Old Man will get the shakes, break into a cold sweat, and slip into a coma by kickoff time. An ornery plan, sure, but a new tradition could be born, complete with a back-to-the-future image consultant:
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