He helped win the Revolutionary War.
He grew up in Manhattan NY and moved west at a tender age and talked everyone into calling Manhattan KS. He invented punch card system in his spare time.
He draws up plays in hieroglyphics.
BS is so old, at his first coaching job, he was embroiled in controversy for recruiting partial qualifier Brontosaurus (Brontosauri? Brontosauruses?) as O-Lineman.
English is a second language to Bill. His native tongue is Sumerian
His son is Methuselah Snyder.
When he hears someone say "no way," he gets confused and looks for the ark.
When they called Andrew Jackson "Old Hickory," Snyder snorted and said "He's not that old."
Bill is so old he once walked across the Red Sea
Bill was there when the Wright brothers first flew their airplane. He scoffed and said his buddy Leo made one a few years before.
Bill is so old, his birthday cake candles was mistaken for a small house burning down.