"And as we all know, you don't just waltz into Jack Trice Stadium and stroll out...."

[cyhiphopp]

So can you translate for the rest of us then? I gave up halfway through when my eyes crossed and found the sailboat

Little Girl:"Wow! It's a schooner!"
Willam:"You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
Little Boy:"A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
Willam:"Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"