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Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Jake Knott is called logic.
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This could be the best thread yet!
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Jake Knott is called logic.
Jake Knott can gargle peanut butter.
Jake Knott can staple water to a tree.
The moon orbits to try and stay ahead of Jake Knott.
Although it isn't widely know, there are three sides to The Force, the dark side, the light side and Jake Knott.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse live in Jake Knott's nut-sack.
Jake Knott got a perfect score on his SAT's just by writing "Jake Knott" for every answer.
They attempted to make a Jake Knott brand toilet paper. But it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Jake Knott doesn't Butkis. He kicks butt.
Jake Knott - Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
Jake Knott once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded
Russian Roulette? Jake Knott's record is 67 wins and 4 losses
Jake Knott - the only person Chuck Norris has ever apologized to.
Every time a bell rings, Jake Knott tackles a hippie.
Every year for his birthday Jake Knott throws one lucky child into the sun.