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  1. 10-29-2012, 03:59 PM #46
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    When Jake found out his Cyclone career may be over earlier than expected, he visited the Bahamas to blow a little steam. That squall is now known as FRANKENSTORM.

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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott once killed 2 stones with one bird.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Need Jake Knott to donate blood? Hand him a bucket and a gun
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    How does Jake Knott like his steak? Breathing.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Comparing Jake Knott to a geriatric terrible actor? Yeesh, sorry Jake.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott counted to infinity...twice.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott won the World Series of poker with pokemon cards.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Jake Knott.
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