Chizik and D-Coaches sighting heading to Vegas

sdillon500 · 06-10-2008, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by ISU_Alum_2000

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt, because it says "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

CloneIce · 06-10-2008, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Transient

Gene's a Christian, no way he tolerates the partying.

That's strange... I could have sworn that was a glass of wine in Jesus' hand during the last supper..... in fact, didn't he use his superpowers to turn a whole bunch of water into wine?

Jesus was a wine drinking hippy. I bet he would have loved box wine if they had it back then.

cloneu · 06-10-2008, 01:58 PM

Maybe Gene is qualifying for the Olympics in Wrestling or Judo.

USA Wrestling Las Vegas

bmuff · 06-10-2008, 01:59 PM

Maybe Chizik is going to talk to that UNLV coach to let him know that the BS during their last trip to Ames won't fly? Really, I'm thinking that this is a meeting with some people from an NFL or other CFB staff to pick up a few wrinkles for the O and D. Chizik said that they were going to do that.

Al_4_State · 06-10-2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by CloneIce

That's strange... I could have sworn that was a glass of wine in Jesus' hand during the last supper..... in fact, didn't he use his superpowers to turn a whole bunch of water into wine?

Jesus was a wine drinking hippy. I bet he would have loved box wine if they had it back then.

Never understood people who were Christians and didn't drink for "religious" reasons. Last time I checked Jesus drank, and I don't think he ever told anyone not too. Some people are unable to refrain from "sinful" behavior while intoxicated, but wouldn't that behavior be the sin? Not the intoxication itself? Oh well, it's not like there is a long standing tradition of Christians mangling/losing sight of what Jesus actually said ...

cstrunk · 06-10-2008, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Never understood people who were Christians and didn't drink for "religious" reasons. Last time I checked Jesus drank, and I don't think he ever told anyone not too. Some people are unable to refrain from "sinful" behavior while intoxicated, but wouldn't that behavior be the sin? Not the intoxication itself? Oh well, it's not like there is a long standing tradition of Christians mangling/losing sight of what Jesus actually said ...

Now, I'm no religious scholar, but I believe there is nothing that says you can't drink, but getting drunk may be or is considered sinful.

Not that it's gonna stop me!

Ace000087 · 06-10-2008, 06:36 PM

He could be just going out there just for vacation for a few days before things start to get crazy this fall.

ripvdub · 06-10-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by tim_redd

I'm a Christian and I party.

Or are those two things not in the middle oval of the venn diagram?

"I'm ripvdub... and I like to party"

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

dosry5 · 06-10-2008, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by cstrunk

Now, I'm no religious scholar, but I believe there is nothing that says you can't drink, but getting drunk may be or is considered sinful.

Not that it's gonna stop me!

Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

CYCLONE STATE · 06-10-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Any sighting of them at the Playboy Club at the Palms?

Maybe they were our recruiting some bouncers to help on the line.

I stayed at Palms last weekend. Didn't see 'em.

dunar · 06-11-2008, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by cstrunk

Now, I'm no religious scholar, but I believe there is nothing that says you can't drink, but getting drunk may be or is considered sinful.

I know that Michelangelo did a painting of Noah (Drunkenness of Noah) in the Sistine Chapel, since Noah invented wine and all. I seem to remember from somewhere (and I'm no religious scholar) that Noah's drunkenness is considered one of those "big downfalls of mankind." Of course how this thread go so off-topic is beyond me, but I am glad to contribute some of my useless knowledge (or assumed knowledge, since I'm not 100% sure and have no sources...)