[Balrog]

Maybe we all have it wrong. Perhaps Coach Chizik was demonstrating through metaphor, how his past coaching opportunities have come to fruition, or maybe his recruiting philosophy.
You have to press a few of the right buttons, doors open, and when they do, you walk through.

[usedcarguy]

Originally Posted by clone3139

You do realize the handicap button to open a door is not the same thing as parking in a handicap spot don't you.

FWIW, there's a former cyclone BB coach who's annoyed a few by parking in handicapped stalls.

[Wesley]

Originally Posted by iowast8fan

Has anyone ever walked into the women's restroom. It is absolutely rediculous how much more it smells in the men's restroom. Probably has to do with the guys that don't aim and hit the floor instead.

It has also been scientifically proved that women carry more bacteria by far on their hands than men since men have oilier skin that knocks down the number of bacteria. Saw the article a month ago.

[acody]

Let Pollard know. He's fired coaches for less.

[Wesley]

Maybe Gene also uses clapper lamps.

[Wesley]

Originally Posted by usedcarguy

FWIW, there's a former cyclone BB coach who's annoyed a few by parking in handicapped stalls.

Was he an ex drinker, a cable dish installer, or a pro coach?

[superdorf]

Well... That's it... I have had enough. I can stomach GC rebuilding our program from the ground up... But using a handicapped door opener I cannot... Maybe we can get McCarney to come back. I'm sure he never used an automatic door opener.

[usedcarguy]

Originally Posted by Wesley

Was he an ex drinker, a cable dish installer, or a pro coach?

That would be door number two.

[Drive4cy]

Great, more hearsay gossip about Wayne Morgan.

:searches for beating deadhorse pic:

[LindenCy]

Originally Posted by cycloneworld

It should be illegal to make bathroom doors that you have to pull open when leaving the bathroom. I hate washing my hands while watching several people go straight from touching their junk to the door handle.

Amen!

Here is the drill:

1) Use bathroom as you need. Flush with feet.
2) Press paper towel lever down to release towel.
3) Turn handle on sink.
4) Wash hands.
5) Tear off paper towel and dry hands. If more is needed use paper towel to press down towel button and get more.
6) Use paper towel that you have dried your hands with to turn off sink.
7) Use same paper towel to open door as you leave.
8) Throw paper towel in trash as you walk out.
9) Use Purell hand sanitizer after you are out of the bathroom.
10) Feel less diseased from public bathroom.

[LindenCy]

Originally Posted by iowast8fan

I like to aim it where it should go. You never know, sometimes that firehose can get out of control.

I think in Gilman this used to be written above a couple of the urinals in the basement. A friend told me about it.

[LindenCy]

Originally Posted by stateofmind

Have you not gotten this e-mail before? Classic directions.
How to Poop at the Office | Corndogger Blog

And for the others that want to know urinal etiquette.
Urinal Test - Drinknation.com

I can't believe I actually got involved in this thread.

That first one was just wrong, but hilarious.

I knew a guy when I was in college who printed out "the poopie list" in the Knapp-Storms computer lab and basically "clogged" the printers up as multiple copies got stuck in the que. He left quite embarrassed while laughing hard.

[LindenCy]

I thought I would bump this because we need a good laugh the way the game is going...

[Drive4cy]

Originally Posted by LindenCy

I thought I would bump this because we need a good laugh the way the game is going...

A good laugh or cry. Haven't decided yet.

[LindenCy]

Originally Posted by Drive4cy

A good laugh or cry. Haven't decided yet.

The way things are going in the game, cry. This thread is kind of funny though.