But I digress. I hope there aren't any big rivalries between Alabama and Georgia, since I have been committed to the Dawgs for a long time before today. It would be a shame to pull a Chizik and give up on my newfound allegiance with no warning whatsoever.
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gene Chizik, ISU's former football coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Auburn, AL with all the other slimeballs and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
Edit: Oh yeah, and he smells like an elephant's butt.
Gene Chizik is the head coach at Auburn. He just became a nonentity to me, I couldn't care less.
Huh, that's funny- THAT'S WHAT WE VALUE TOO, YOU TWO-FACED MORON. Here's the kicker: Iowans are really, really good in identifying those characteristics in others, because they're so common in our own state. You have none of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gene Chizik's introduction speech, 11/27/07
Words can't describe this picture.
The way he has handled this situation shows that he will really fit in well in the SEC....look at some of the other upstanding coaches they have, like Petrino, Saban....you stay classy Gene
We need a Cy Bookie event for how many wins Auburn will have next year.
Auburn site says press conf. Monday.