hilarious comparisons

**AntiSnob** · 08-21-2009, 11:21 PM

obviously this is insanely exaggerated (just look at Michigan or ND), but its still hilarious to read

Motos: Humor: North v. South : Football

**kkise** · 08-22-2009, 10:31 AM

I guess when they think north, they think New England. I think Midwest and Rust Belt fans are just as rabid.

**Aclone** · 08-22-2009, 10:39 AM

"perfect 3-part harmony"?!! What, do half of their men sing soprano?

**superfan** · 08-22-2009, 10:48 AM

Down South: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day, it becomes the State's third largest city.

Apparently Nebraska qualifies as "down south"

**JustRedman** · 08-22-2009, 10:52 AM

Up north: Class and integrity.
Down South: Recruiting scandals.

**JustRedman** · 08-22-2009, 10:55 AM

Also 20,000 seat stadiums?
Are they basing MAC stadiums as the "standard"?
If that's the case then I'm basing the south off of Sun-belt capacities.

**Al_4_State** · 08-22-2009, 11:05 AM

By north they clearly mean New England. Iowa (both for the Clones and Hawks) is much closer to what that guy calls "South" even though we're definitely "North" from a geographic sense.

**AntiSnob** · 08-22-2009, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

By north they clearly mean New England. Iowa (both for the Clones and Hawks) is much closer to what that guy calls "South" even though we're definitely "North" from a geographic sense.

exactly. here is a dumb quote by Mack Brown "to say that the south is faster than the north is a fallacy, USC is as fast as anyone". Why is it a dumb quote? Because if you look at the map USC is at the same latitude/longitude as the university of Georgia. So USC is definitely a southern school.