From The Cavalcade of Whimsy on the front page of collegefootballnews.com:
Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ***, your kiss.
Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.
Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!
No, smell you later!
Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?
I was just getting ready to post this myself. My personal favorite is:
"what do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!
I wish Fox Sports still did CoW...
I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova:
Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
I think Bill should've cc'd Frank Solich too. Maybe he bcc'd him.
Originally Posted by AustinCyclone