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Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can head Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ***, your kiss.

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan

Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?

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Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can head Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ***, your kiss.

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan

Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?

It cannot be measured with current technology.

[MB4CY]

Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?

ROFLMAO. Seriously, my whole day was a *****, but I can now go to bed happy. Classic.