Here it is! Sorry a little bit late in the day. Been a busy one.
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Im still waiting for my beer chris :skeptical:
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Haha...I know. I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by CYCRAZY
I definetely like this new feature that you have chris, maybe next time ill get a question to you but there are some good questions that are being asked
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Originally Posted by ChrisMWilliams
Great write-up, Chris.
P.S. - Candy corn isn't candy. It's a vegetable. :wink:
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Originally Posted by Angie
Well **** then my mom lied
Sounds like you lost out on a lot of years of good health. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CYCRAZY
Good piece. I guess I missed the RB situation, what is going on there. What did Coach say about it. Thanks
Candy corn can't be a vegetable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Angie
Even regular corn isn't a vegetable, it's a grain. Maybe candy corn is a grain then?
I always believed Lewis Black's take on candy corn:
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Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we’ve thrown away. They wash it! They wash it! I’ll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, “Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A *****!”
Beer? I'm still waiting for my 5 million credits!Quote:
Originally Posted by CYCRAZY
Talking about popcorn balls for Halloween, I loved getting them. We made sure to hit the houses that gave them out in our neighborhood. Also the guy that gave out toothbrushes got TP'd whenever he did that. It's how I first learned of cause-effect.