This Week's CF Mailbag

**ChrisMWilliams** · 11-04-2009, 06:33 PM

Here it is! Sorry a little bit late in the day. Been a busy one.

**CyCrazy** · 11-04-2009, 06:34 PM

Im still waiting for my beer chris

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**ChrisMWilliams** · 11-04-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by CYCRAZY

Im still waiting for my beer chris

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Haha...I know. I know.

**wheels686** · 11-04-2009, 06:40 PM

I definetely like this new feature that you have chris, maybe next time ill get a question to you but there are some good questions that are being asked

**CyCrazy** · 11-04-2009, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by ChrisMWilliams

Haha...I know. I know.

**Angie** · 11-04-2009, 07:35 PM

Great write-up, Chris.

P.S. - Candy corn isn't candy. It's a vegetable.

**CyCrazy** · 11-04-2009, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Angie

Great write-up, Chris.

P.S. - Candy corn isn't candy. It's a vegetable.

Well **** then my mom lied

**Angie** · 11-04-2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by CYCRAZY

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Well **** then my mom lied

Sounds like you lost out on a lot of years of good health. ;)

**kingcy** · 11-04-2009, 07:55 PM

Good piece. I guess I missed the RB situation, what is going on there. What did Coach say about it. Thanks

**cyhiphopp** · 11-05-2009, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Angie

Great write-up, Chris.

P.S. - Candy corn isn't candy. It's a vegetable.

Candy corn can't be a vegetable.
Even regular corn isn't a vegetable, it's a grain. Maybe candy corn is a grain then?

**tim_redd** · 11-05-2009, 08:52 AM

I always believed Lewis Black's take on candy corn:

Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we’ve thrown away. They wash it! They wash it! I’ll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, “Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A *****!”

**ISUFan22** · 11-05-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by CYCRAZY

Im still waiting for my beer chris

Beer? I'm still waiting for my 5 million credits!

**CYKXBUT** · 11-05-2009, 10:20 AM

Talking about popcorn balls for Halloween, I loved getting them. We made sure to hit the houses that gave them out in our neighborhood. Also the guy that gave out toothbrushes got TP'd whenever he did that. It's how I first learned of cause-effect.