Was it worth it?
wtf is a war eagle anyways?
Do you have to have Malzahn tie your shoes for you or can you do it yourself like a big boy?
Maybe I can use this episode when I meet my Western Civ students this week: "Just because cheating worked for Gene Chizik doesn't mean it will work for you."
Thanks, guys, I needed a good laugh after that embarrassment to college football came to fruition.
If Lowder hadn't put together the best team that money can buy, would you have been on the hot seat going into next season?
Since we know you have no shred of real coaching ability (despite what Brent Mustberger says), how come you didn't hire those kinds of assistant coaches to ISU?
Will you be firmly entrenched in Auburn after the NCAA gets done rick rolling your arse?
Gene, it has been reported that your hair never grows... is this true about everything on your body?
"Why did you flat out lie so many times to the ISU Boosters?"
Will you still have that same stupid *** grin on your face when my 12 year old nephew kicks your nuts off?
Do you get turned on whenever you say War Eagle?
How many times per day do you say War Eagle?
Hi Gene, I missed what you said about God the 1st 3-4 times, can you please repeat it? Also, you mentioned War Eagle 9-10 times, is he higher than God?"
"Do you like fish sticks?"
You know, Lucca Staiger had to sit out one year because he played on a foreign basketball team that had nothing to do with the NCAA, where 'unknowingly' other players were getting paid.
Do you forsee anything like this happening tooooo ...Ohio State?
a.) How does it feel to lower the general integrity and reputation of college football?
b.) Will you pull a Caroll and bolt for the NFL to avoid sanctions or will you flee the country all together?
c.) What do you have in your freezer right now?
d.) How frequently do you attend Cam's father's church? Do you tithe?