your ONE post game interview question for GC?

[Peter]

So does Auburn's win officially = a Hardee's fish sandwich? If so, can I get it without the chizz sauce or will I have to scrape it off the fillet with a plastic spoon?

[kingcy]

Its not that he left it is the way he left and that he didnt finish the job he started. He also comes off as being such a fake.

[Clones21]

Do you like Little Debbie Cupcakes?

[mac4cy]

Coach Chizzle - Do all douchebages wear Navy and Orange or just you?

[Cyfan1843]

If your snowed in today and have nothing to do read this:

As the Plains Burn-------(Updated 12-21-2010 ppg 354-355) - SEC Football - TigerDroppings.com

[temperflare]

Is it true that Coach Tubberville was ousted because he had too much integrity to be a consistently "successful" coach in the SEC? If so, what endearing quality do you possess that made you a valid alternative?

[Psyclone Brian]

Here is an exerpt from that monster blog:

The final gem of the day came from TD Poster "Tuck", on pg. 68 of Egg's "Mega Thread"

some more goodness, not from BOL though:
quote:

The FBI has been investigating Colonial Bank and Louder for a number
of possible violations in the financial market crash which are
unrelated to AU. Part of the investigation involved gambling fraud
between McGregor and Colonial Bank. Something called the Rico Stature
allowed the justice department to set up wiretaps on Colonial Bank.
On the wiretaps the FBI found major AU recruiting infractions involving
Louder, McGregor, Dye, Trooper, boosters and others.
Here’s what they say the FBI has on tape and can prove AU did:

• The people above are on tape explaining who they paid and how they did it.
• It involves many AU players
• Providing unmarked Colonial Bank ATM cards to players to withdraw
money from secret accounts.
• Giving “slot machine cards” to the players, which now involves the
Alabama Gaming Commission.
• Provided improper loans to some of the families in our last and
current recruiting class.
• The NCAA “strongly” recommended that AU sit Cam for GA. game because
of the mounting evidence.
• President Grogue wanted to sit Cam but was overruled by Louder and
the Board of Trustees.
• Coach Chizik knows none of this and has been lied to by Jacobs.
• The people named above know the S%#& is going to hit the fan “big
time” and have decided “we’re going down” so lets win the title even
if they take it away later.
• Slive knew about this early and sat on the information and is also
in the “crosshairs” of the FBI..
• The corruption is so deep at the highest level (trustees) that AU
will be evicted from kicked out of the SEC.
• This will be revealed by the end of the week.

[Cyclonepride]

Coach, they say that good things happen to good people. In that context, how can you explain your national championship?

[temperflare]

Four years from now will you see yourself as a man that coached a National Championship Team, or will you see yourself as everyone else does; a coach (former) that oversaw one of the largest scandals in college sports history?

[PGreen ISU '92]

Will you take a lie detector test? Do you believe that Cam Newton did not know his father solicited $180,000 from Mississippi State?

[atlantacyclone]

Coach, they say that good things happen to good people. In that context, how can you explain your national championship?

[c.y.c.l.o.n.e.s]

Are you allowed to remove your puppet strings when you go to the men's room? Is Mr. Lowder gentle when he tugs on them or does he just yank you around?

[UNIGuy4Cy]

Gene, how much of the 700K you earned last night will be paid to the players and families for their performances?

[Neckbeard]

Coach you thanked God for tonight's victory. Can I ask why the touch of the divine abandoned you during your tenure in Ames? Is it because your full of crap or because your current success is derived from a blue blood program funded by bankers money?

Ok that's two questions.

[jbhtexas]

Coach you thanked God for tonight's victory. Can I ask why the touch of the divine abandoned you during your tenure in Ames?

Don't go there. You might not like the (obvious??) answer...