Facebook post by Auburn's head coach's wife

The Tigers are the Tiggers this year. AUsome.

I think ya'll are reading too much into this. I heard it from a guy who knows a guy who, in turn, knows a guy who says that Auburn nearly had a CloneCones franchise all set up at Auburn and at the last minute it fell through. So that's prolly why she's made. Satan took her CloneCone.

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Originally Posted by aauummm

Wasn't the Lowder family (Ed specifically) the ones who got rid of the old AU coach and got Chizek hired? Since Ed is now passed on, there is no one to guard Chizek's back.

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Pat Dye wouldn't trade Geno for 10 Nick Saban's, and reportedly is the man who will ultimately decide if he stays or goes according to the Finebaum show.

Don't underestimate the power of prayer. I made a similar plea back in 2008 about Cyclone football. The next thing I know Chizik leaves and we hire CPR. Praise God!

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Originally Posted by Satan

JB, I'm afraid this is exactly what happened. At my encouragement the Chizik's contacted LegalZoom for counsel who obviously were not thorough in reading the terms of the contract. Now clearly any rational person would expect a quid pro quo on the Chizik's part for hooking that talentless redneck idiot Gene up with Cam (I like to call him Scam) Newton and a National Championship. I mean really, did you see Bama melt down against Auburn that season? Anyway, nice chatting with you. I'm of to a bonfire planning committee meeting at aTm. Have you heard about their jizz jars? They're weird for real.

Your pal,
Satan

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epic

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Originally Posted by aauummm

Wasn't the Lowder family (Ed specifically) the ones who got rid of the old AU coach and got Chizek hired? Since Ed is now passed on, there is no one to guard Chizek's back.

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I guess it is AU booster Bobby Lowder, Ed's son, he ran AU for 25 years, including hiring football coaches, until he was ousted as a trustee. We can thank him for taking Chizek off of our hands.

The Fall of Bobby Lowder, and the Fallout at Auburn | The Cleveland Fan

Bobby Lowder's polarizing time as Auburn trustee ends | al.com

I didn't notice until that epic post by Satan how close the name is to Saban.

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Originally Posted by Satan

JB, I'm afraid this is exactly what happened. At my encouragement the Chizik's contacted LegalZoom for counsel who obviously were not thorough in reading the terms of the contract. Now clearly any rational person would expect a quid pro quo on the Chizik's part for hooking that talentless redneck idiot Gene up with Cam (I like to call him Scam) Newton and a National Championship. I mean really, did you see Bama melt down against Auburn that season? Anyway, nice chatting with you. I'm of to a bonfire planning committee meeting at aTm. Have you heard about their jizz jars? They're weird for real.

Your pal,
Satan

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Use this for your avatar:

http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/...nn-666park.jpg

Gene can't be happy that his wife outted him publicly as being Satan. Also I wonder what he did to her to get her to ask people to rise up against Gene.



On a serious note wtf is she talking about if not wins. That was one of the most unclear clarifications ever.

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Originally Posted by Wesley

The gig may be up if this is what level they have sunk to.

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Yeah I agree, sounds like desperation and looking to use the bible as a smoke screen. Usually the ones sitting in the first pew at church are the ones who are sinning the most, but act all high and mighty.

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Originally Posted by Wesley

The gig may be up if this is what level they have sunk to.

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You may be right but it will definitely be up when they start praying to their swedish demi-gods Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad for help.

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Originally Posted by Angie

There's a lot of chicks fluffing her and telling her how awesome she is for the community. Several instances of people spelling "awesome" as "AUsome." :no:

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Please don't use that term, Angie. This is a family forum.

only conclusion i can draw is Scam Newton = Satan.

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Originally Posted by VeloClone

Please don't use that term, Angie. This is a family forum.

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It's AUngie. Get it right.

Hmmm I call i think of is that crazy ***** song by BuckCherry. Pretty fitting if u ask me except other parts of the song for obvious reasons. Ummm Mrs Chizik your husband is an ahole I have met him a couple of times and he was the most egotistical ***** I have met.