"Hey coach, I was wondering if you could give me a tip on something I'm doing in my personal life. I'm a booster for my alma mater's football team, and we're recruiting a top-flight defensive tackle right now. His father is a minister, and has asked for a "donation" to his church of somewhere between $100 and $200k. I was hoping you could tell me the best way to pack those small, randomly-serialized bills into a shoebox so that it doesn't shift in transit and give me an embarrassing Eddie Sutton moment."
"I'll hang up and listen now. Five wins in 2 years dittos, Chizman!"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Scotty.......but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key!" Carl Spackler
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