He had to get his snow-pants dry cleaned. On the way he saved 60 children from the 13th floor of a burning ammunitions plant. I have personally seen the man shotgun a keg of fat tire and crush it on his forehead.
Wow. I question is, "What were 60 children doing on the 12th floor of an ammunitions plant?" Either that's a really bad field trip or he's in Vietnam.
What ever happened to truth, justice and the American Way?
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