Saturday is my big betting day. I spread half my remaining credits around all the bets. Last week I ended the day with exactly the same amount I started with. I suppose in the betting world that counts as coming out ahead.
Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.
Has he entered rehab for his addiction? That seems to be very "in" among celebrities. It's either that or he's adopting a child from a poor third world country.
What ever happened to truth, justice and the American Way?
He had to get his snow-pants dry cleaned. On the way he saved 60 children from the 13th floor of a burning ammunitions plant. I have personally seen the man shotgun a keg of fat tire and crush it on his forehead.
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