What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

[EggMcClone]

A football player for Eastern Kentucky was observed sticking items in his backpack at the local Wal-Mart. When confronted he knocked one employee down and overturned a cart that tore the tip off the thumb of a 69 year old woman. What was so important that he would cause this scene?

The backpack contained a cell phone battery charger, a box of douches and a bottle of feminine hygiene spray, Adkins said.

The Richmond Register - Grand jury to hear football player’s case

[CloneAggie]

Originally Posted by EggMcClone

A football player for Eastern Kentucky was observed sticking items in his backpack at the local Wal-Mart. When confronted he knocked one employee down and overturned a cart that tore the tip off a 69 year old woman. What was so important that he would cause this scene?

The Richmond Register - Grand jury to hear football player’s case

The tip of what? Or was it a typo and should have ended in a "t" instead of a "p"?

[EggMcClone]

Yeah, I just edited it. It was her finger.

[jdoggivjc]

Watching a football game at Kinnick this season?

You asked what's worse than shoplifting cold medicine...

[pulse]

You can't expect him to go up to the cashier with a box of douches can you! He could always say he thought the hygiene spray was Right Guard.