haters guide to the top 25

baylrballa · 08-16-2008, 04:26 PM

Balls Deep: The Balls Deep Haterâ€™s Guide To The Top 25 (Possibly NSFW)

16. Arizona State
The school for people whose main career ambition is to be an extra in a Coors Light ad.

tim_redd · 08-16-2008, 04:28 PM

It is well worth your time to click on this link and view the first picture...

AirWalke · 08-16-2008, 06:27 PM

Goes a little far sometimes, but still some gems to be found:

Fun fact: In the entire history of the school, no Auburn student has ever graduated. In fact, they don’t even plan a commencement. Everyone just kind of wanders off campus around March or so.

And from the comments:

I learned yesterday that many ND detractors refer to Weis as "Coach Frontbutt".

jumbopackage · 08-17-2008, 02:18 AM

I hope they do this every week of the year.

Warder60 · 08-17-2008, 04:51 AM

Well, this writer kind of sucks. Seems like he never leaves the basement, or he lives outside the US... hits near, but completely misses, on most of these colleges/states.

If you make it past the pic, for example, LSU (yea, this may be an easy one to prove my point on, but oh well)

a) Jambalaya isn't Cajun, it's Creole (Cajun derivations exist, obviously, due to living next door.... see next:)
b) description of jambalaya sounds like he left a Zatarin's mix on the stove too long (which isn't a real ethnic version anyway)
c) attempt at southern drawl ... uh ... failed
d) FEMA insult, watch out, Jesse Jackson is going to ruin you for being racist
e) jazz is quite structured, basically all modern music forms are derived off jazz, and jazz structures... except rap or similar maybe...
f) "jazz is like scat singing" umm, wow... WOW... /big sigh scat singing is jazz, WTF, it's like saying "sport games are like football games, with horns" how does this make sense? (oh, hey, if you look up info on scat singing, a topic is "structure" ...lol)

I skimmed for the Big XII teams and, bleh,
nearly the epitome of "epic fail"

Aaron Jacobs · 08-17-2008, 04:56 AM

Am I the only person that thinks Tim Tebow isn't that great? All he is, is a QB that has the build of a FB and happens to play the FB once he gets into the red zone.

theshadow · 08-17-2008, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Aaron Jacobs

...and happens to play the FB once he gets into the red zone.

+1.

Tebow: 31 career rushing TD
1-5 yds: 22
6-10 yds: 4
11+ yds: 5 (1 in last 11 games)

For a fun fullback comparison...
Ryan Kock: 20 career rushing TD
1-5 yds: 19
6-10 yds: 1
11+ yds: 0

baylrballa · 08-17-2008, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Warder60

Well, this writer kind of sucks. Seems like he never leaves the basement, or he lives outside the US... hits near, but completely misses, on most of these colleges/states.

If you make it past the pic, for example, LSU (yea, this may be an easy one to prove my point on, but oh well)

a) Jambalaya isn't Cajun, it's Creole (Cajun derivations exist, obviously, due to living next door.... see next:)
b) description of jambalaya sounds like he left a Zatarin's mix on the stove too long (which isn't a real ethnic version anyway)
c) attempt at southern drawl ... uh ... failed
d) FEMA insult, watch out, Jesse Jackson is going to ruin you for being racist
e) jazz is quite structured, basically all modern music forms are derived off jazz, and jazz structures... except rap or similar maybe...
f) "jazz is like scat singing" umm, wow... WOW... /big sigh scat singing is jazz, WTF, it's like saying "sport games are like football games, with horns" how does this make sense? (oh, hey, if you look up info on scat singing, a topic is "structure" ...lol)

I skimmed for the Big XII teams and, bleh,
nearly the epitome of "epic fail"

haha, chill out, it wasn't meant to be accurate. just to point out ignorantly derogatory stereotypes. and I thought very successfully done.

cybsball20 · 08-17-2008, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Aaron Jacobs

Am I the only person that thinks Tim Tebow isn't that great? All he is, is a QB that has the build of a FB and happens to play the FB once he gets into the red zone.

Don't forget the 4.4 speed and very good arm... Tebow is every bit as good as the media says he is.

Angie · 08-17-2008, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by jumbopackage

I hope they do this every week of the year.

...Then I hope they make it funny. I drop more than a few f-bombs for comedic value, but I don't think it's particularly funny when about 2/5 of your humor has to be derived from it. I understand that the point is that this guy goes on a little rant (a la Lewis Black, whom I cannot stand), but he could have at least occasionally thrown in something about, I don't know, football? This was just a profane, uninformed color commentary.

Bubbahotep · 08-18-2008, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Angie

...Then I hope they make it funny. I drop more than a few f-bombs for comedic value, but I don't think it's particularly funny when about 2/5 of your humor has to be derived from it. I understand that the point is that this guy goes on a little rant (a la Lewis Black, whom I cannot stand), but he could have at least occasionally thrown in something about, I don't know, football? This was just a profane, uninformed color commentary.

I'll bet you don't like fart jokes either.