Tebow a virgin???

**Al_4_State** · 07-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tornado man

I agree. Maybe they're all like Murph and Andy down there too...

Murph and Andy just joke about it once it's out there. I can't see either one asking such a personal, irrelevant question.

**DJK15** · 07-23-2009, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Only until the inevitable mid-life crisis, which results in a messy divorce, new sports car, hitting on your daughter's friends and lots of viagra.

Exactly.

Go out and get yourself some *** Tebow. Thanks, and god bless.

**2020cy** · 07-23-2009, 02:40 PM

I can't believe those words came out of your fingers. (I need to type faster - I'm referring to bostinelosd.

**dosry5** · 07-23-2009, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Bader

I'm looking for a bad part in this

Your checking account.

**Al_4_State** · 07-23-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Bader

I'm looking for a bad part in this

Umm... the part about the messy divorce. Usually means you're whore wife steals half of your money, and you're reputation as she tries to blame they're affair w/Ronaldo the Pool Boy on the time you asked her to lose 5 lbs..

Originally Posted by dosry5

Your checking account.

beat me to it

**Tornado man** · 07-23-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by DJK15

So what happens if you save yourself for marriage and get married only to find that your wife is absolutely horrible in the sack? Just have bad sex for the rest of your life?

Whoa...wouldn't a woman who saves herself for the guy have the same worry?

**Bader** · 07-23-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by dosry5

Your checking account.

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Umm... the part about the messy divorce. Usually means you're whore wife steals half of your money, and you're reputation as she tries to blame they're affair w/Ronaldo the Pool Boy on the time you asked her to lose 5 lbs..

Hmm I see your points. Never marry without a prenup, gotcha

**DJK15** · 07-23-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Tornado man

Whoa...wouldn't a woman who saves herself for the guy would have the same worry?

Yes, obviously. In fact, it's probably 10x worse for the woman because the guy's only going to last about 30 seconds.

**dosry5** · 07-23-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by DJK15

Yes, obviously. In fact, it's probably 10x worse for the woman because the guy's only going to last about 30 seconds.

Experience is speaking

**DJK15** · 07-23-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by dosry5

Experience is speaking

Yes, my first time didn't last very long, and I'm very glad that it happened during high school and not my wedding night.

**dosry5** · 07-23-2009, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by DJK15

Yes, my first time didn't last very long, and I'm very glad that it happened during high school and not my wedding night.

I'd like to apologize to every single person who had to read and think about this.

**Al_4_State** · 07-23-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by DJK15

Yes, obviously. In fact, it's probably 10x worse for the woman because the guy's only going to last about 30 seconds.

I'm guessing if it's her 1st time as well, she just as soon it's over asap. I understand those things don't agree w/being broken in, if you get my drift.

**DJK15** · 07-23-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by dosry5

I'd like to apologize to every single person who had to read and think about this.

You brought it up. Not mature enough to talk about big-people stuff? I'm sorry, I'll change the subject. Who will be Iowa's leading receiver this season?

**dosry5** · 07-23-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

I'm guessing if it's her 1st time as well, she just as soon it's over asap. I understand those things don't agree w/being broken in, if you get my drift.

this thread is getting............icky?