I'm never going to another Iowa State MBB game.

**ISUAgronomist** · 01-12-2012, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFB

I speak from experience here.. find out who if there is another guy.. slash his tires on his car and bust his windshield, that way your insurance rates goes up, and he has to pay the $250 deductible...

That son of a *****.

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**Cyclonestate78** · 01-12-2012, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by ISUboi12

OOF! respectfully disagree cs78. sounds bitter and spiteful. i agree with what another said; be alpha... lick your wounds in private, on to the next one.

Nah. It isn't about being spiteful. It's about having fun with it.

**akclone** · 01-12-2012, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Frak

I wouldn't call her except for when you are drunk and need a booty call. Nothing to lose at that point. If it works, you have a new FWB.

BTW, if there was ever a time to juggle 3+ girls and not really care about any of them, it's college. Here's some advice: Go to the club and look for the drunk girl on the dance floor...we'll call her the weak gazelle. Pounce on the weak gazelle and bring her home. Now you have one chick calling you. Do the same the next weekend. Pretty soon you have a herim of drunk whores. That's how it works.

hahaha...aka the "More your speed chicks"...lol..just don't break her leg trying to bust into her apt. at 2:30am...

**Clonegrad07** · 01-12-2012, 09:45 AM

Dude... what a bit.. She used you for the tix, then says, "hey, we're taking a break.." That's bull-****.

Go find another hot young lady, locate some ISU tickets, get her some drinks, take her back to your place for a pre game rendezvous, and then head to another game. Gotta go better than the 1st game.

**ISUFB** · 01-12-2012, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by akclone

hahaha...aka the "More your speed chicks"...lol..just don't break her leg trying to bust into her apt. at 2:30am...

there's a story behind this... and we all want to hear it.

**isulive2train** · 01-12-2012, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Get drunk and wake up with a stranger.

This guy is legend. Chazz Reinhold says, crash a few funerals (j/k).

**ISUFB** · 01-12-2012, 09:54 AM

And if you do wake up with a stranger.. don't turn her religious right al?

**Tre4ISU** · 01-12-2012, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Get drunk and wake up with a stranger.

And make sure not to lock her out of your room in the middle of the night.

**isukendall** · 01-12-2012, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by agrabes

As someone who's been burned badly by a "break" before, I fully support advising anyone against a "break." I wasted a whole summer waiting on a girl once, only to break up the first day we were both back in Ames. It doesn't matter how much you think (or do) like them, once you get the "break" talk it's over and there's no point in dragging it out in hope of things getting better.

Huh, sounds eerily familiar. This is EXACTLY what happened to me as well. If she wants a "break", it's over. Be single and have fun, you'll find the right person when you're looking the least.

**Boxerdaddy** · 01-12-2012, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by MLawrence

My advice: go after the mom. Each girl that I have dated their mother had some cougar in them, and I sure that this girl's mother is no different. Not only will this cougar be your rebound, but it will surely annoy your ex for the rest of her life. That my friend is what we call a win-win.

As someone who "took a break" last year about this time... I have to agree with MLawrence on this. Wouldn't have been good in my situation but I'm assuming your ex's mom is hotter.

**ISUFB** · 01-12-2012, 10:06 AM

well.. you could post pics on CF and we could really see if she's worth your time and effort.. ala shaggy style.

**Revolution** · 01-12-2012, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Boxerdaddy

As someone who "took a break" last year about this time... I have to agree with MLawrence on this. Wouldn't have been good in my situation but I'm assuming your ex's mom is hotter.

Does she have a hot sister. That'll usually get them all fired up.

**VTXCyRyD** · 01-12-2012, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Get drunk and wake up with a stranger.

Originally Posted by ISUFB

And if you do wake up with a stranger.. don't turn her religious right al?

Originally Posted by Tre4ISU

And make sure not to lock her out of your room in the middle of the night.

That was a great story.

**VTXCyRyD** · 01-12-2012, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFB

well.. you could post pics on CF and we could really see if she's worth your time and effort.. ala shaggy style.

No, don't post pictures here. The thread will be deleted. Start an account at Shaggy and post the pictures over there

**Doc** · 01-12-2012, 10:14 AM

Can we add a "Relationships" forum to CF? It would be awesome.

Also, to the OP, you are going to need to fill a lot of time since you ARE NOT GOING TO TALK/TEXT/EMAIL your ex. I suggest Skyrim.