Any guess to what the next

[mike4cy]

The world possible scenario: Dick Vitale forgets his personal vendetta against Johnny Orr as well as his east coast bias and becomes a huge supporter of Iowa State. He then announces himself as the voice of the Cyclones and we have to listen to him say "its awesome baby" every game.

[theshadow]

University consolidation will turn ISU into "University of Iowa - Ames campus" & UNI into "University of Iowa - Cedar Falls campus".

There was a member of the Board of Regents back in the 70s who really wanted that to happen.

[jumbopackage]

Hickory Park merges with Hickory House and turns into a buffet style Chinese restaurant.

The gyro guy is forced out of business by the Ames city council.

All the fair weather Hawkeye fans become fair weather cyclone fans.

[gocubs2118]

The local Chipotle closes. Oh wait, there has never been a Chipotle in Ames. We need one!!

[psycln11]

We've decided to make our uniforms's resemble Oregon's instead of USC's??

[Seth]

The local Chipotle closes. Oh wait, there has never been a Chipotle in Ames. We need one!!

'05 grad here, so forgive me if this is a dumb question...but did the Flying Burrito close? Seriously, i'd MUCH rather have a FB than a Chipotle.

The world possible scenario: Dick Vitale forgets his personal vendetta against Johnny Orr as well as his east coast bias and becomes a huge supporter of Iowa State. He then announces himself as the voice of the Cyclones and we have to listen to him say "its awesome baby" every game.

*shudders*

[ajk4st8]

ISU's football HC Gene Chizik leaves Iowa State to coach Iowa after KF is fired.

ISU does however return Barney Cotton to be named HC and offensive coordinator.

[cycloneworld]

ISU fires Greg McDermott. Hires Kelvin Sampson as head coach and NCAA compliance officer.

Ames becomes first "dry" city in American.

ISU Football bans tailgating.

[cyismydog]

JP decides to follow BVD's lead and cuts basketball and football, following the cutting of baseball in 2001.

[ianoconnor]

Cael Sanderson decides to stop coaching and is hired by the WWE.

[tejasclone]

The universe will collapse upon itself. The epicenter will be Ames, Iowa. Then, everyone can blame the Cyclones for the destruction of mankind.

Even worse, the epicenter will be Iowa City, Iowa, and the Hawks will finally have scientific validity that they are the center of the universe.

[clintr]

As it turns out Lucca heads back to play ball in German after receiving more than 1500 phone calls in the month of May from coach Kelvin Sampson, who is subsequently takes a job with Frankfurt's Skyliners after getting canned at Indiana.

After a very successful 15-year run in the professional league in Europe though, Lucca starts his own frozen foods company and returns to Ames only to become the worlds' largest supplier of frozen burritos.

[clintr]

As it turns out Lucca heads back to play ball in German after receiving more than 1500 phone calls in the month of May from coach Kelvin Sampson, who is subsequently takes a job with Frankfurt's Skyliners after getting canned at Indiana.

After a very successful 15-year run in the professional league in Europe though, Lucca starts his own frozen foods company and returns to Ames only to become the world's largest supplier of frozen burritos.

[MJAnderson]

ISU fires Greg McDermott. Hires Kelvin Sampson as head coach and NCAA compliance officer.

Ames becomes first "dry" city in American.

ISU Football bans tailgating.

Worse yet, they fire McDermott and hire Alford.

[PolkCityClone]

New basketball practice facility to be named the Viagra Arena.

Yeah they will spread Viagra all over the floor and watch it change to wood. They didn't realize that if it stays wood for 4 hours it is a liability so they can only play one game a day.