Originally Posted by CycloneErik
You're making us LAS guys look bad right now, man.

Well, generally it's in a bedroom closet, but this one's above the washing machine. With shelves to negotiate.
However, since the TV is hung on the wall of the stairwell, and that stairwell is over the furnace/electrical room (including the cable/satellite nodes) which opens off the garage, I think I'll be better off just running a cable through there and putting the antenna in the north-facing garage.

All the requisite holes already exist, after all.
See? Even LAS guys can figure it out, given time.
Jeff