CF Mailbag-5/19:The Blum Edition-POST Questions Here

[brentblum]

Fanatics,

With CW newly married and rightfully on his honeymoon vaca, I am your substitute mailbag writer this week. I'm not sure CW realizes the damage I could do in one of these things. It's a little bit like unleashing Tiger Woods at a 24-hour breakfast convention. Hello Perkins.

Fire away with any questions about Iowa State, the CW extravaganza this weekend, Taylor Swift, etc. Like usual anything goes. Fire away!

-Blum

[Clones21]

Who, in your mind, is going to be the big surprise WR for this years ISU football team?

[Ms3r4ISU]

Name this bull calf: mother's name is "Kiss This" and father (sire) is Remington. You have 30 seconds. Go.

[MoreCowbell]

Were all six kegs of Busch Light drained at the reception? Did you (or anyone else at the wedding) give CWilly advice for the Honeymoon?

[cyrevkah]

Before I got married my mother kept telling me about the pranks that were pulled on them in their home before they got back. Such as rice in the bed, taping the toliet shut, and removing the labels off of the canned food.

Do you think anything like that will happen? And what did they do to decorate the car? (I once saw the car roof get turned into an icecream Sunday)

[Brentwood]

YMCA, Chicken Dance, Cha Cha slide, hokey pokey, cupid shuffle, all of the above?

[CYdTracked]

Brent, what are you up to these days? Last I knew you had a gig with the Orlando Magic or something and came back here for another job right? BTW, thoughts on the Magic's playoff series right now?

[mj4cy]

Will ISU score a TD on Iowa this year?

[mizouse87]

Who do you take in a no holds barred ladder death match between Yoda and Rambo?

[khaal53]

Blum,

Even after this impending Big 10 expansion they still won't have more member universities than you have basketball officials in your family, which leaves me with a lingering question...

Please explain the girl's basketball "non-travel" that is or is not a "travel" in boy's basketball. I'm speaking to the high school rules and assuming the answer would apply to college as well.

[Wesley]

Some questions for the mailbag:

Did Minnesota ever find enough recruits?

Did Calvin Godfrey sign LOI or Rivals is just a day late?

Any word of other mnames for assistant coaches? How about Tim Legler?

Will ISU become known as Three Pointer U?

Who will shoot more threes at WFC when we play Creighton?

How many seats will it take to satisfy Cyclone Alley next year?

Off Topic: Why do donuts have holes in the middle?

[cycopath25]

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

[GeronimusClone]

Give me odds on Mrs. CW's wife being "with child" post honeymoon.
Also, first born's name.

[brentblum]

I like the direction this is headed. Feel free to keep firing away.

[IcSyU]

Blum, what's the one CW story he'd probably put a hit out on you if you put on the internetz?