Last Ditch Meaningless Gestures

[alarson]

I like your salt, but lets think bigger. Lets burn down Austin and eat Bevo.

Thinking about it more... Burning down iowa city would leave us as the only major school in iowa, making us a much more favorable option for the big 10.

Bevo burgers do sound tasty though..

[azn4cy]

I like your salt, but lets think bigger. Lets burn down Austin and eat Bevo.

Hold Bevo hostage to make Texas stay?

[MNCyGuy]

I like your salt, but lets think bigger. Lets burn down Austin and eat Bevo.

He's no good to us dead. Now if we took him hostage...

[azn4cy]

I say we make C-Willy organize, I'm sure CF stands to hurt if ISU isn't in a BCS conference.

Or, if he refuses, surely there's a slightly less classy ISU-related website that would be willing to take on this stupid, perhaps illegal, endeavour.

Totally in. CW can show his leadership on this one. Otherwise another website with a famous Larry beer in its name would be glad to organize such an event.

[azn4cy]

Hold Bevo hostage to make Texas stay?

He's no good to us dead. Now if we took him hostage...

Whoa...

[alarson]

If we can't kill bevo, can we at least put down that half-man half cat thing in manhattan on the way?

[MNCyGuy]

Whoa...

Maybe we look alike too. I always wanted an Asian doppleganger.

[MNCyGuy]

If we can't kill bevo, can we at least put down that half-man half cat thing in manhattan on the way?

You know Willie is already dead inside.

[azn4cy]

If we can't kill bevo, can we at least put down that half-man half cat thing in manhattan on the way?

I think the greater punishment is having to look at itself in the mirror every gameday.

[azn4cy]

Maybe we look alike too. I always wanted an Asian doppleganger.

AllLookSame - China, Japan, Korea: What’s the difference?

[BoxsterCy]

I think we need to look to Animal House for guidance on meaningless gestures although there are some good ideas popping up here. Anyone got an old luxury car we can start chopping up?

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these b******. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

[aauummm]

If the Big 12 is going to disband and ISU is going to be screwed, I believe we act. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Love it! Refresh my mind-what did they do for a "futile and stupid gesture"?

[MNCyGuy]

Love it! Refresh my mind-what did they do for a "futile and stupid gesture"?

Really?

[ItsCyence]

My uncle is an Air Force pilot so maybe we can "borrow" a very very very lethal jet and bomb Kinnick Stadium. Then we make a convoy and raid every Big 12 school planning on leaving. I was thinking in this order. Mizzou, Nebraska, sCUm, OU, TT, A&M, and finally the grand daddy of them all Texas. We need to hit them where it hurts. Something special to that school will be destroyed. Oh and might as well "convince" Beebe to step down.

[ISUAgronomist]

How about an army of these guy march in and hold all the other Big XII schools hostage:



With ISU bandanas on of course.