I'm a really cheap person, so I don't go shopping a lot. When I do, I go to places like outlet malls, or Target - I recently discovered and have fallen in love with Steve & Barry's - and for shoes I almost always go to Payless.
The thing about Payless, the thing they are best known for, is BOGO. And everyone knows exactly what it means: Buy One, Get One. But if you stop to think about it, you don't get a second pair free - you get it half off. Leading me to believe Payless needs to change their promotion to BOGOHO.
And I'm still waiting to see my storyboard concept for Cheez-its to actually materialize into a commercial. Where does it take place? Birth of Christ. Good place to start. Jeezy Chreezy and the peeps are hanging in their barn, when there's a knock at the door! It's the three wise men! And they have gifts! Gold! Myrrh! But the holy family doesn't recognize the third gift, and have to ask Caspar what it is. "Jesus! It's Cheez-its!" Cut to a blasphemous shot of the box. Caption appears to the side (perhaps with a heavenly choir in the backround as sound effects): "The birth of a new messiah..." Underneath it the second caption appears in all caps (probably with some really BA sound effect like a sledge hammer hitting steel): OF FLAVOR!
Yeah, there's something about "hobo" that is just really funny. After the song "A Bay Bay" came out, I told some friends that I was going to write a dumbass hip-hop song with dumbass lyrics. We were working and all wearing polos, so I just opened my mouth and the first thing that came out was "Hobopoloabobo". I'm not sure how well that'll translate in text, but in person it's been a good year-long recurring joke.
Along with "Bogoho," but I think I might have already told you that grammatical musing of mine.
I've been trying to figure out which of these is my favorite. And I think I've broken it down into categories. My favorite story is "Solo Dingo", but my favorite phrase in isolation is "Coach owes Citgo". Just FYI.
That's true. I had to double-check to make sure that Ookie Cookie was in fact what I dreaded it was. Unfortunately, my expansive cache of useless facts somehow encompasses that term.
You should probably let your husband know how easy it is for you to get me going, before he finds out the hard way
As a mod, I'm not really sure you should be encouraging my with au jus rant, it just doesn't feel on topic. That topic being very vague and sketchy slant rhymes for Ocho Cinco.
I just got really upset reading that article, and then reading some of the comments afterwards. I hope some high-priced lawyer comes forward pro bono for the alleged victim and her family in the civil suit that will probably follow, but that is probably expecting too much.
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