JVB and SC: Slow Caucasians?

**JUKEBOX** · 01-16-2011, 02:06 PM

Our team is a bunch of unathletic white guys....

**LindenCy** · 01-16-2011, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by JUKEBOX

Our team is a bunch of unathletic white guys....

Ok, now that is an avatar waiting to happen.

**Cyclonz** · 01-16-2011, 02:26 PM

[QUOTE=CYlent Bob;2097727]

This also explains why Jamie is apparently so "bad" defensively in the post. If your only replacement is an inexperienced freshman, it makes no sense to try and play shut-down defense down low. Don't get me wrong, I'd LOVE to see JVB give us 25-30 minutes of shutdown defense before fouling out - but what he NEEDS to give us is 35+ minutes of good defense.

It seems to me the coaching staff has told JVB to back off on the defensive end because we need him in the game for his offense. We can't afford him getting into early foul trouble. Folks outside of ISU may few this as him being passive or soft of the defensive end, but I think it is by design.

**Irresponsible** · 01-16-2011, 03:05 PM

[quote=Cyclonz;2097895]

Originally Posted by CYlent Bob

It seems to me the coaching staff has told JVB to back off on the defensive end because we need him in the game for his offense.

That's one of "those" questions we'll never know the answer to:

1. Was Oswald the lone gunman?
2. What is meaning of the book of Revelation?
3. Did CFH tell JVB to play soft defense?

**istater7** · 01-16-2011, 03:33 PM

JVB i can understand..but scott..no way

**LeSchmick** · 01-16-2011, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by nickp50010

Using this logic it would be alright to say "the *n-word* just made a basket" when reffering to a black or African American person...

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**BleedCycloneRed** · 01-16-2011, 04:07 PM

If JVB and SC are worried about being too white, can't they just go to the local tanning spa, sign a few basketballs and jerseys, and get free session. Oh, I forget, they attend IOWA State and not Ohio State. Never mind.

**ChickenWing** · 01-16-2011, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by nickp50010

Using this logic it would be alright to say "the *n-word* just made a basket" when reffering to a black or African American person...

Yeah, no doubt. My white parents taught me at a young age that other races will use the word cracker to remind me about the belief my white race was inferior and treated that way for centuries. The way I've been treated because of my white skin color and the historical significance of the word cracker makes me so sensitive to hearing the word that I could just snap.

**peteypie** · 01-16-2011, 05:06 PM

So far this year, Scotty is an un-athletic cracker, and aka Scotty "thug life" Christopherson. Hopefully, he gets many more oppossing teams fan bases ****** off at him because that just means he just shot lights out on another team.

Come on Scotty, lets see what the Cowboys can come up with when you light them up, you ghetto cracker.

**ThatllDoCy** · 01-16-2011, 05:25 PM

Apparently, like their Coach, the fans did not bother to scout ISU. They are 0-9 now in Hilton. Maybe it is time to start paying attention.

**LindenCy** · 01-16-2011, 05:53 PM

This reminds me of a story I read about UCLA giving Tinsley a hard time for having too many white guys on our team right before we destroyed them. I'll see if I can find the article.

**Cydkar** · 01-16-2011, 08:23 PM

I consider JVB to be slow and unathletic. For a Big 12 player, anyway. Great shooter though.

**Rural** · 01-16-2011, 08:30 PM

These types of comments will happen when guys named Jamie and Scotty play against guys named Lacedarius.

**Peter** · 01-16-2011, 08:44 PM

Well our caucasian sloths ran circles around their players so if they are that "unathletic" what does that say about Baylor? Time to join the MAC?

Scotty would start on any Big XII team including Baylor. Not only can he shoot lights out but he can play defense, handle the ball and get to the rim. Jamie would see major minutes too. Having a five that can consistantly knock down threes is huge and most teams in would kill to have that kind of threat. He is also better defender than most give him credit. He was number one in the Big XII in blocks last I checked.

**roosh** · 01-16-2011, 08:45 PM

Let's face it, when it comes to MBB, we have it pretty good. And it will only get better. The guys playing over in Carver-Hawkeye can wish for so much.

We are only so deep and it will only take us so far, but it is going to be a fun ride. Here's looking forward to every last second win and heartbreaking loss.