Two free tickets to Texas Tech

**Cyclonepride** · 02-21-2012, 11:28 AM

Courtesy of Phillips' Floors- unfortunately, I can't go, so I'm giving them away.

Have to be able to pick them up at our Ankeny showroom tomorrow.

Whoever makes me laugh the most gets em.

I'll announce the winner around 5:00 today.

**chuckd4735** · 02-21-2012, 11:30 AM

Missouri's going to the SEC...

**cy1010** · 02-21-2012, 11:31 AM

Obama is the greatest president ever.

(Gotta know your audience)

**cyflier** · 02-21-2012, 11:33 AM

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew

**bellzisu** · 02-21-2012, 11:33 AM

Clones21 is the greatest poster in CF history.

**Triggermv** · 02-21-2012, 11:40 AM

Pierre Pierce is cool as cancer

**megamanxzero35** · 02-21-2012, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Cyclonepride

Courtesy of Phillips' Floors- unfortunately, I can't go, so I'm giving them away.

Have to be able to pick them up at our Ankeny showroom tomorrow.

Seems fishy. Probably wants to sell the winner some new carpet.

**Senolcyc** · 02-21-2012, 11:43 AM

PERGO is the Swedish word for "cheap ****."

**Hawkeye11en1** · 02-21-2012, 11:43 AM

Wow, ISU just giving away tickets....pathetic.

**Triggermv** · 02-21-2012, 11:44 AM

I think this guy deserves the tickets:

**bellzisu** · 02-21-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by megamanxzero35

Originally Posted by Cyclonepride

Courtesy of Phillips' Floors- unfortunately, I can't go, so I'm giving them away. Have to be able to pick them up at our Ankeny showroom tomorrow.

Seems fishy. Probably wants to sell the winner some new carpet.

Is that carpet munchable or shaggable??

**Jeffreyisu** · 02-21-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Cyclonepride

Courtesy of Phillips' Floors- unfortunately, I can't go, so I'm giving them away.

Have to be able to pick them up at our Ankeny showroom tomorrow.

Whoever makes me laugh the most gets em.

I'll announce the winner around 5:00 today.

No

**Schfinkter** · 02-21-2012, 11:49 AM

A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "Nope, just pinching one off."

**Schfinkter** · 02-21-2012, 11:53 AM

Ps: hawk fans still think they have a chance to make the tournament in basketball this year, and are going to win the National Championship in football next season.

**Cyclonin** · 02-21-2012, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Schfinkter

A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "Nope, just pinching one off."

Your name tops this one off, SCHFINKTER FTW!!!