I'm just very afraid of us coming out slow and sloppy. We need to come out and pop them in the mouth quick. If we don't it could be a long night.
There was a kid in my high school who reminds me of you. He wore cowboy boots and a denim jacket to school every day, and had a fu-man-chu that he was very proud of. He also used a fake redneck sort of talk, same as you.
Ironically, he became a security guard overnight at a mall. He was fired after being caught doing inappropriate things to himself in the bathroom. Which is actually an issue he had in middle school as well after watching "the movie" in health class. Not the female version either. It was actually pretty gross.
I suppose you can always aspire to be the next Paul Blart.
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