Awesome high school pranks

**SwirlingFloater** · 09-15-2010, 10:38 PM

The use of laxatives and animals seems to be the recurring theme here.

The interesting twist at our school back in the day was pigeons turned loose in the halls and lunch room after a feast of bird feed and busted up Ex-Lax bits.

Happened before I was in high school... but the stories from that lasted for years.

**FarminCy** · 09-15-2010, 11:00 PM

There was a strip club in a swamp in the county next to us that my buddies and i visited and the owner wan't very nice to us when we were there. One of my buddies didn't like that very much and kept returning to try to fight the portly owner of said strip club only to get beat by his goonies and the local law enforcement (which we think he paid off). Well we got sick of these guys beating up our buddy and decided to pull a prank on them. We even had our PE teacher and local police officer (older brother of buddy) help us plan it. So we took off one night with chainsaws, jon boats, and a tow truck and headed to the strip club. We lured the round shaped club owner (i will remember his name soon) outside just so he could watch his strip club fall into the swamp since we had used the chainsaws to cut all of the support posts and pulled it apart with the boats and the tow truck. It was great to watch a big neon sign that looked like a pig fall into the swamp, man the portly owner was ******. We bolted out of there, the only thing that went wrong was that the dynamite that was supposed to blow up the bridge back to the road didn't go so the owner, his buddies, and the local sheriff (we messed up his cars too) were all chasing us. I remember like it was yesterday, they had a big car that squealed like a pig as it went down the road.
The great thing was is that we beat them back to our county line, and wouldn't you know it there was a party waiting for us. There were buses, the marching band, and even some of our PE teachers (which i have a crazy story about two of our PE teachers but that's for another time), and a ton of other students there. Who would have thought demolishing a swamp strip club was a school sponsored activity. We had a confrontation with the portly strip club owner but our buddies cop older brother sent his group back on their way (which included a mongo looking sheriff). Who knew we could have put this whole thing together in two days.
Now that all was good it was time to party. Lots of crazy things happened, my little buddy had sex with a skank, my jewish and redneck buddies became best friends, and our crazy old PE teacher was trying to check out another buddies package. Man that was a great time.
All was well until about one year later the portly strip club owner went seeking his revenge, but that too is a story for another time.

I'm pretty sure that happened to me.

**CycloneYoda** · 09-15-2010, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by FarminCy

There was a strip club in a swamp in the county next to us that my buddies and i visited and the owner wan't very nice to us when we were there. One of my buddies didn't like that very much and kept returning to try to fight the portly owner of said strip club only to get beat by his goonies and the local law enforcement (which we think he paid off). Well we got sick of these guys beating up our buddy and decided to pull a prank on them. We even had our PE teacher and local police officer (older brother of buddy) help us plan it. So we took off one night with chainsaws, jon boats, and a tow truck and headed to the strip club. We lured the round shaped club owner (i will remember his name soon) outside just so he could watch his strip club fall into the swamp since we had used the chainsaws to cut all of the support posts and pulled it apart with the boats and the tow truck. It was great to watch a big neon sign that looked like a pig fall into the swamp, man the portly owner was ******. We bolted out of there, the only thing that went wrong was that the dynamite that was supposed to blow up the bridge back to the road didn't go so the owner, his buddies, and the local sheriff (we messed up his cars too) were all chasing us. I remember like it was yesterday, they had a big car that squealed like a pig as it went down the road.
The great thing was is that we beat them back to our county line, and wouldn't you know it there was a party waiting for us. There were buses, the marching band, and even some of our PE teachers (which i have a crazy story about two of our PE teachers but that's for another time), and a ton of other students there. Who would have thought demolishing a swamp strip club was a school sponsored activity. We had a confrontation with the portly strip club owner but our buddies cop older brother sent his group back on their way (which included a mongo looking sheriff). Who knew we could have put this whole thing together in two days.
Now that all was good it was time to party. Lots of crazy things happened, my little buddy had sex with a skank, my jewish and redneck buddies became best friends, and our crazy old PE teacher was trying to check out another buddies package. Man that was a great time.
All was well until about one year later the portly strip club owner went seeking his revenge, but that too is a story for another time.

I'm pretty sure that happened to me.

I saw your life-story many years ago, and still find the movie, errr, your life, funny as hell.

**yler4cy** · 09-16-2010, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by CP44

I know in some rural schools they have let 3 baby pigs go in the school and numbered them 1,2, and 4. That way they would spend a ton of time looking for one that had the number 3 even though it didn't exist.

A few grades below me did this. The fed oreo cookies to the pigs before hand. I guess there was a big mess. As Jukebox said some got expelled and was not able to graduate with the high school class.

**bhutch65** · 09-16-2010, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by CP44

I know in some rural schools they have let 3 baby pigs go in the school and numbered them 1,2, and 4. That way they would spend a ton of time looking for one that had the number 3 even though it didn't exist.

My father was a school superintendent. Two of the worst things done to us were fetal baby pigs on our front step and cutting down of a large evergreen in our front yard. Caught all of the little dinks. You'd be surprised at all the people awake at 3 a.m.

**cycloneace55** · 09-16-2010, 07:52 AM

I went to two highschools. In VA the senior class released 100 live white mice in the main hall during school. It turned ugly quickly with the mice getting underfoot and such. The mortality rate was pretty high.

My 2nd highschool was Bettendorf HS. If you have seent he building it has a dome on top. I knew a guy who had a plan to get on the roof and paint the dome flesh colored and then put a pink tire on top. He was never able to pull it off though, he tried a few times but there was always security there. I think that would have been funny as hell. My Jr. year they put fetal pigs in the air ducts. Not good.

**cyadict** · 09-16-2010, 08:08 AM

In my hometown there is a huge rivalry with the cross town private school. My senior year a few of us managed to sneak onto the other schools football field and write GHS SUCKS in the middle of the field with grass killer. The 10 foot letters were completely dead and perfectly readable for all to see in time for the football game.

**Sighclone Fan** · 09-16-2010, 06:01 PM

Crashed the 'end-of-the-year teacher picnic dressed only in man thongs and ski masks and played touch football.

**JP4CY** · 09-16-2010, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by cyadict

In my hometown there is a huge rivalry with the cross town private school. My senior year a few of us managed to sneak onto the other schools football field and write GHS SUCKS in the middle of the field with grass killer. The 10 foot letters were completely dead and perfectly readable for all to see in time for the football game.

LeMars?