A real woman

**ca4cy** · 12-03-2010, 09:12 AM

WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure that he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible . . .

No, wait... Sorry...

I'm thinking of beer. That's what a good beer does...

Never mind...

Happy Friday everybody.

**isuno1fan** · 12-03-2010, 09:17 AM

Gene Simmons once said something along the following line.

A real woman is...

A chef in the kitchen
A maid for housekeeping
A mother for children
and
A whore in the bedroom

**bos** · 12-03-2010, 10:26 AM

My wife is out of town at the moment at a meeting so Im safe.

**Angie** · 12-03-2010, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by bos

My wife is out of town at the moment at a meeting so Im safe.

I believe the correct term is "incorrigible."

**bos** · 12-03-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Angie

I believe the correct term is "incorrigible."

Dang you, dang you all to heck.

**farminclone** · 12-03-2010, 10:50 AM

I thought this was going to be really gay when I opened it.

Happy Friday!

**Wesley** · 12-03-2010, 10:56 AM

Where do you find these real women?

**Cyclonepride** · 12-03-2010, 10:57 AM

Well, not really, but I've been dying for a thread to drop this one into.

**ca4cy** · 12-03-2010, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by farminclone

I thought this was going to be really gay when I opened it.

Happy Friday!

Yeah, I probably should have done a better job with the title to get people to open this. I got it as an email this morning as laughed my *** off at it, but when you roll over it, it starts off pretty limp. It doesn't give you that "I wanna open this thread" vibe.

**simply1** · 12-03-2010, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Wesley

Where do you find these real women?

If you read it thoroughly, you find it in a keg, can, or bottle.

**Arkansas** · 12-03-2010, 11:08 AM

Hilarious (and so very true)! Good women only exist in a world with unicorns, leprechauns and.... wait....are you still reading this Angie? (Cuz if so, Angie is the awesome-est woman in the world)

**Cytom5** · 12-03-2010, 11:27 AM

there are two types of girls in this world sluts and my mom

**JBone84** · 12-03-2010, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by ca4cy

Yeah, I probably should have done a better job with the title to get people to open this. I got it as an email this morning as laughed my *** off at it, but when you roll over it, it starts off pretty limp. It doesn't give you that "I wanna open this thread" vibe.

Really?