I'm driving to work today and running late for a meeting with a Missouri sales tax auditor. I'm on 7 highway in Blue Springs and there's a guy all over the road going about 20 and reading a newspaper. I'm stressed about the meeting and the audit. I pound on my horn, fly by him and mouth some things to him. He gives me the bird.
I get to the office and our receptionist calls me and says our auditor is there to see me. I walk up to the reception area and guess who's there. The dude in the car. He's the freaking auditor. We looked at each other like we'd never seen the other but it might be the most awkward thing I've ever had at work. I have a feeling he will be there for a while.
My day started off wrong when I did my taxes and found out that I owe a crap load to the IRS. I was fully expecting to get a decent amount back... I was wayyy wrong.
I've been there! I had a guy who kept speeding up and slowing down when I was trying to get over in the left lane to make turn, and I flipped him off. Once I finally got over and pulled into the gas station, he circled around and waved. It was one of my customers screwing with me. Luckily he thought it was funny.
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