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    Thanks autocorrect

    Whats the most embarrasing text you've sent thanks to auto-correct or a similar feature? This morning I was going to be a few minutes late for work so I texted my boss( who's a 50+ year old woman):

    "Running late had a porn explosion in my dryer this morning"......
    The only bigger turnoff than finding out a woman smokes, is finding out she's a Husker fan.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    I'm guessing that "dryer" was the word corrected...
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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    haha! Yikes that is an unfortunate one. I have generally caught mine and consequently they aren't memorable cause no one else saw them. That feature is a pain more often then not though I think.
    Nothing to see here mods. Keep moving.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    I'm guessing that "dryer" was the word corrected...
    He meant to type 'pants'?
    Nothing to see here mods. Keep moving.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Haha, she was a good sport about it. I really hate the feature, especially combined with swype.
    The only bigger turnoff than finding out a woman smokes, is finding out she's a Husker fan.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Quote Originally Posted by heitclone View Post
    Whats the most embarrasing text you've sent thanks to auto-correct or a similar feature? This morning I was going to be a few minutes late for work so I texted my boss( who's a 50+ year old woman):

    "Running late had a porn explosion in my dryer this morning"......
    I'm having trouble figuring out what that even should have said.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    I'm having trouble figuring out what that even should have said.
    It should have read "Running late had a pen explosion in my dryer this morning"
    The only bigger turnoff than finding out a woman smokes, is finding out she's a Husker fan.

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    i cant even figure out what that is supposed to be
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    "Running late had a porn explosion in my pants this morning"

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Never send a dirty text on accident to your girlfriend's sister, who also, unfortunately, was my roommate.

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Quote Originally Posted by heitclone View Post
    It should have read "Running late had a pen explosion in my dryer this morning"
    How badly did you mangle the spelling of "pen" for it to come out "porn?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughtius View Post
    How badly did you mangle the spelling of "pen" for it to come out "porn?"
    I could see it....the "O" and "R" are on the way to the "E".

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    "porn" should never be a possible autocorrect option. That's not going to do anything good for anyone.

    C'mon Computer Programmers!!!

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    Re: Thanks autocorrect

    Quote Originally Posted by heitclone View Post
    "Running late had a porn explosion in my house this morning"......
    Sounds like a good excuse to be late to me.

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