Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

[cjb1978]

These are the things that every warm blooded American male needs to know:

How to Bury a Hooker in the Nevada Desert | The Content Farm

[jbhtexas]

This link is blocked at work, but reading the thread title immediately made me think of Charlie Sheen...

[CyLoboClone]

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.

[bostrem00]

Now I know.....

[jdoggivjc]

[alarson]

[zwclones51]

This thread title made me laugh. Just headed thru Nevada last week and this is the exact thought my buddies and I mentioned when we passed thru there hahah

[CRcyclone6]

I like Step #1 and #2. Great!

Hire a hooker. Let your best friend do this. For pointers, reference the article “How To Hire A Hooker To Have Sex With You And All Your Friends And Somehow That’s OK (Vegas Edition).”
Celebrate in a good hooker-killing environment. Not on purpose, though. I’d tell you to lay down some tarps or not to wear white, but this really can’t be pre-planned, because that’s actually just murder. If you party hard enough, the hooker will accidentally be killed naturally.

[Me State]

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.

Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.

[IsUaClone2]

Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.

You are overestimating my hole digging capabilities. I quit trying when my practice round with a dead parakeet didn't go so well.

[tim_redd]

You are overestimating my hole digging capabilities. I quit trying when my practice round with a dead parakeet didn't go so well.

I just sold my buddies dead bird to a blind kid.

[iahawkhunter]

I just sold my buddies dead bird to a blind kid.

You sold Petie?!?!?!?!?

[geburgess]

What a great lesson. Very practical, easy to apply in real life.

[CycloneNorth]

This would have been a lot more useful before spring break.

[CyLoboClone]

Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.

**italian face palma**