Room Mate

**gocubs2118** · 04-19-2011, 08:54 PM

My first roommate probably hated me. I always ate the last of poptarts.

**CYVADER** · 04-19-2011, 08:59 PM

without moving this to the cave, my 1st roomy was a jesus freak. told me i was going to hell for having my ears pierced and tattoos. it didn't go very well after that. i knew i was in trouble when i learned he was going to be a jr still living in the dorms without a steady roommate, and i was a 1st semester freshman.

needless to say i moved into a new dorm at semester.

**simply1** · 04-19-2011, 08:59 PM

I'd go with Death Metal and sharpening various swords and hatchets.

**ISUAgronomist** · 04-19-2011, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by CYVADER

without moving this to the cave, my 1st roomy was a jesus freak. told me i was going to hell for having my ears pierced and tattoos. it didn't go very well after that. i knew i was in trouble when i learned he was going to be a jr still living in the dorms without a steady roommate, and i was a 1st semester freshman.

needless to say i moved into a new dorm at semester.

There was a dude down the hall from me in college just like that. His roommate got drunk as hell one night and after a scolding the drunk guy urinated all over the kid's computer chair. That situation did not last long

**CYVADER** · 04-19-2011, 09:07 PM

i didn't urinate on anything. i basically made some friends and stayed at their place most of the 1st semester. i just went to my dorm to shower, change, and eat basically. kid was a geek. it went way beyond him telling me i was going to hell.

**Tre4ISU** · 04-19-2011, 09:10 PM

I had three roomates my first year who would look at me like I was an alien when I came back plastered. I don't even know how to describe the look I got when a girl was with me. It was like i was some supernatural being to them. But, hey, one of them beat Halo 3 in 3 hours on a Saturday night.

**GrindingAway** · 04-19-2011, 09:18 PM

Calling roommates tools always makes me think of this thread. (if you bother to read it the pictures start at page 5 depending on your settings - then the photoshops begin)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...mate-hell-248/

**dualthreat** · 04-19-2011, 09:36 PM

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8]YouTube - Annoying[/ame]

**cyfanatic13** · 04-19-2011, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by GrindingAway

Calling roommates tools always makes me think of this thread. (if you bother to read it the pictures start at page 5 depending on your settings - then the photoshops begin)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...mate-hell-248/

That thread is fantastic

**illinoiscyclone** · 04-19-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by yaman3

WTF is the big deal with buying TP. It's not like you're buying tampoons for your gf or something. When we had 5 guys in our apartment, only two of us ever bought toilet paper for the first semester. After that, we decided we would buy our own TP and just hide it in our rooms for our own use. Man, then TP showed up. It was like that at every place I ever lived too.

The way to prevent buying TP from ever being an issue, is buy the john wayne stuff. you know rough, tough, and wont take **** from anybody. I bought a stockpile of it when moving in with my current roommates a year and a half a go, and I haven't had to buy TP since. And we always have like super quadruple ply charmin angel feather double rolls too. oh, and I take probably twice as many dumps as both of my roommates combined.. pretty good deal for me.

**Rickybaby** · 04-19-2011, 09:57 PM

You guys realize that Cytom5 never checked back after confronting ********* roomie. Anybody got a link to the story county inmate page?

**CtownCyclone** · 04-19-2011, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Agkistrodon

Haha... from back when I lived in Hawthorne (from 2002 to 2004) I distinctly remember a notice in the newsletter they sent out by email about not putting fish tank rocks down a garbage disposal,

You can thank "Jared" for that. Honestly, he took such offense to being told that throwing fish rocks down the drain. You'd think he was always PMS-ing.

Originally Posted by yaman3

WTF is the big deal with buying TP. It's not like you're buying tampoons for your gf or something. When we had 5 guys in our apartment, only two of us ever bought toilet paper for the first semester. After that, we decided we would buy our own TP and just hide it in our rooms for our own use. Man, then TP showed up. It was like that at every place I ever lived too.

At this point, it was the principle of the argument. We all had "backup rolls" for ourselves, but "Jared" maintained that he didn't need to purchase toilet paper. There was even a study commissioned and posted in the bathroom regarding the consumption rate of toilet paper. My error was putting my name on it and not leaving it anonymous.

**cycfan1** · 04-19-2011, 10:19 PM

My first roommate talked to me maybe the first 5 days of the semester, only when I started a conversation. I had a hard time starting conversations myself, but he would just sit there for 5-6 hours and not say a word. After that, never said a word for the rest of the semester. He went to bed at 9 usually and was up at 5:30 every morning. Completely flipped **** at me one night when I came home at 10PM and flipped my desk light on to work on some homework (quietly), because he had to be at work early. Seems this made him mad enough to move out the following semester.