Monkey beard?

[Cyclonepride]

All The Rage: Ridiculous 'Monkeytail' Beards - Geekologie

[Mr Janny]

wow. That's awful.

[Cyclonepride]

[edr247]

That. Is. Awesome! I am totally going to grow out a beard so that I can trim a half of it, and look like an idiot!

[CyCrazy]

You have screws loose if you sport one of those.

[CarolinaCy]

I think we can all agree that these dudes are definitely single. No GF/wife would allow that for more than 5 seconds, and for damn good reason.

[VeloClone]

I'm pretty sure that tail isn't from a monkey, but rather a ring tailed lemur.

[weeterkane]

i'm trimming mine up tonight! and yes, i'm single. we'll see if my boss likes it though.

[The_Architect]

LIKE.

[Acylum]

Could also be called the Curly Turd Beard.

[MLawrence]

I think we can all agree that these dudes are definitely single. No GF/wife would allow that for more than 5 seconds, and for damn good reason.

Obviously, you haven't heard about mustache rides.

[kilroy]

Im not sure how to take it, it really look ok but its a train wreck at the same time. Kinda like an optical illusion is all there or not.

[Cyfan4good]

I'd say it puts the monkey's ******* in about the right spot.

[cychhosis]

I'd say it puts the monkey's ******* in about the right spot.

+1

[00clone]

For this, we need merely consult the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness....

Facial Hair: Full, Thick, and Square. Nothing Sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can't grow it.

Really, most questions are answered by consulting the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.