Funny responses to misspellings

[cycopath25]

One of my facebook friends status today read.
"Who wants to go garage sailing tomorrow?"

My response: How does one "sail" a garage? Sounds hard.

[Cyfan4good]

indeed... more grade school stuff that is head-scratching........

Misuse of the words:

you're
your
their
there
they're
we're
were
through
thru?
threw


good god people.

If your smarter then the rest of us than just go too hell. Their are two many smartasses on hear who think there **** don't stink Were tired of it. I'm threw with condesending asswholes who think there better then anyone else.

[Cyfan4good]

One of my facebook friends status today read.
"Who wants to go garage sailing tomorrow?"

My response: How does one "sail" a garage? Sounds hard.

Garage sails are awesome. I picked up a great radio arm saw the other day at one.

[oldman]

Two of the smartest people I've ever met were terrible spellers. One was an asst professor of astro-physics, the other a civil engineering student. I used to correct the latter's english assignments before he turned them in. He now, by the way, owns a string of printing shops.

[CYCLNST8]

Bonus points if you know the difference between "led" and "lead." Not many do...

Are we talking bullets?

How 'bout going to Dairy Queen for some desert?

[CyDude16]

Nothing else? O.K, I'm off to lift weights. Have a nice day.

You mean yoga?

[ItsCyence]

I LED you to the park

LEAD

[dualthreat]

Is this thread close enough to a place where i can rant about how stupid some people talk these days? I don't get why there are so many wanna-be gangsters. I work in sales and i can't hardly understand some of them.

This better just be a phase and soon we can go back to teaching kids how it iznt Kool ta speakin liek UH fuggin idiot. /rant

[cloneswereall]

Typing in a fast reply and accidentally leaving out something has nothing to do with intelligence. People who sit and wait for someone else to make a mistake so they can pounce on it are pathetic.

I'm a grammar puma. I will pounce on anyone with weak spelling and grammar and take them as nourishment.

The fact is, no matter where you're typing something up, if you spell something common wrong, you come off as an idiot.

[cloneswereall]

Is this thread close enough to a place where i can rant about how stupid some people talk these days? I don't get why there are so many wanna-be gangsters. I work in sales and i can't hardly understand some of them.

This better just be a phase and soon we can go back to teaching kids how it iznt Kool ta speakin liek UH fuggin idiot. /rant

This is kind of funny for me. My students are constantly whining or rolling eyes when I say something like "I don't know, can you go get a drink?" "I don't understand what you're saying, gunna isn't a word. Are you talking about gunning someone down?" or that "a" is not an abbreviation of "of". Yet, they pick up quickly and then when they start to recognize it, they realize how it sounds like someone isn't very smart when they speak that way.

[CyCrazy]

I'm a grammar puma. I will pounce on anyone with weak spelling and grammar and take them as nourishment.

The fact is, no matter where you're typing something up, if you spell something common wrong, you come off as an idiot.

Doesn't matter you are a psycho.

[cloneswereall]

Doesn't matter you are a psycho.

Your wife can attest to that.

[CyCrazy]

Your wife can attest to that.

Depends, if your talking about the 10 seconds of sex or the 30 minutes of crying afterwards?

[cloneswereall]

Depends, if your talking about the 10 seconds of sex or the 30 minutes of crying afterwards?

Don't worry, she only cries once she realizes she has to go back to you.

[superfan]

Don't worry, she only cries once she realizes she has to go back to you.

I have a feeling it's more like, "I tried cheating for THIS? Wait...was it even cheating if I'm not sure if it ever made it in?"