The Rapture

**sunnysideup** · 05-20-2011, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Naughtius

What about people who are airborne flying between time zones, especially flying eastbound? Wonder if God has thought that one through yet.

True, and if they do get raptured how do they escape the cabin? Guess they will be stuck against the ceiling of the airplane until it lands and somebody can help them out the door.

**sunnysideup** · 05-20-2011, 09:45 AM

Just saw a retweet somebody did of one of the Phelps clan members down at the Westboro church. Even they think Harold Camping is crazy...

**thatguy** · 05-20-2011, 09:56 AM

amazing what people will do to be accepted as part of a group.

**Gonzo** · 05-20-2011, 09:57 AM

Laugh all you want, but at least have the kindness to make sure your pets are taken care of when the Rapture comes.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

**Wesley** · 05-20-2011, 09:57 AM

And the Zombies are Coming

CDC starts online frenzy with "Zombie Apocalypse" preparedness guide online -- Federal Computer Week

“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” Khan wrote on the blog. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

**alarson** · 05-20-2011, 09:59 AM

**jbindm** · 05-20-2011, 10:02 AM

What's stunning to me is that the guy has already been wrong once, and yet he still attracts followers. Religious fanaticism is a dangerous thing. Cyclone fanaticism, on the other hand, is probably ok.

**Naughtius** · 05-20-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by alarson

This won't work. I have it on good authority that many sex dolls are very, very naughty.

At least, that's what this one guy told me. Not that I would know anything about it.

**Psiclone** · 05-20-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by jbindm

So, the end of days are upon us.

Followers prepare for May 21, 2011 rapture prediction, atheists wait in the wings

What's everybody got planned for their last 24 hours on earth as we know it?

I'm catching up on some sleep....

**Naughtius** · 05-20-2011, 10:10 AM

According to my interpretation of the Bible, Rapturing will be done according to your CF credits.

**CYphyllis** · 05-20-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by jbindm

So, the end of days are upon us.

Followers prepare for May 21, 2011 rapture prediction, atheists wait in the wings

What's everybody got planned for their last 24 hours on earth as we know it?

I'll be preparing my bunker and repenting.

**stateofmind** · 05-20-2011, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Naughtius

According to my interpretation of the Bible, Rapturing will be done according to your CF credits.

A lot = Rapture?
A lot = You waste too much time, God leaves you hear to repair your damage done?

**Cyclonestate78** · 05-20-2011, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Naughtius

According to my interpretation of the Bible, Rapturing will be done according to your CF credits.

Memo to CW... I need a quick CF credit stimulus deposit into my account or I am screwed. The NCAA Tournament cost me dearly...

It's either stimulus or I have to find a way to make about 8,000,000 posts in the next 24 to 36 hours.

**Naughtius** · 05-20-2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by stateofmind

A lot = Rapture?
A lot = You waste too much time, God leaves you hear to repair your damage done?

Actually, it's remarkably similar to the BCS calculations. And if you wire me enough $$, I'll tell you what the magic number is.

**2020cy** · 05-20-2011, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Laugh all you want, but at least have the kindness to make sure your pets are taken care of when the Rapture comes.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

I don't want any damn atheist taking care of my dog. How about witches or somebody like that, do they escape the rapture?